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ClownWorld™ 🤡🌎 From public meltdowns to everyday insanity, somehow reality keeps getting stranger
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Detroit police say a father disciplined his 13-year-old son. When the dad walked back into the house, the kid shot him in the back. Then took the family SUV, with the family dog still inside, and fled. 🚨
He made it all the way to Ohio before police caught him.
A father tries to raise his kid right and ends up shot for it. What is happening to this generation?
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America does not need to blindly accept anyone and everyone who wants to enter the nation. There actually is a choice to vet and enforce immigration laws.
If enforcing America’s immigration laws is bad for your bottom line, that’s your problem, not America’s.
Constellation Brands can complain about deportations all they want. Immigration policy shouldn’t be dictated by how many cases of Modelo they can sell.
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Constellation Brands is complaining that deportations are lowering their sales for types of beer, like Modelo, that Hispanics typically purchase.
If your business model depends on illegal aliens in order to survive, then you deserve to go out of business
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If politicians were held to the same standards as your average small-business owner, half of Washington would be unemployed by Friday.
If enforcing America’s immigration laws is bad for your bottom line, that’s your problem, not America’s.
Constellation Brands can complain about deportations all they want. Immigration policy shouldn’t be dictated by how many cases of Modelo they can sell.
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Constellation Brands is complaining that deportations are lowering their sales for types of beer, like Modelo, that Hispanics typically purchase.
If your business model depends on illegal aliens in order to survive, then you deserve to go out of business
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Apparently wanting secure borders, affordable groceries, safe neighborhoods, and a government that leaves you alone is now an extremist starter pack.
70% chance rates stay put next month.
Homebuyers everywhere just sighed 😭
BREAKING: 70% chance Fed “maintains” interest rates next month — a recent high.
*taps sign*
Guy at McDonald’s decides lunch is the perfect time for a full meltdown.
Throws a handful of fries on the floor, starts screaming “Clean it up!” at the top of his lungs, then launches his drink across the table. Keeps going, kicks a chair, and on his way out kicks the door for good measure before storming into the parking lot.
Just a grown man having a complete breakdown over nothing in the middle of a McDonald’s.
Can we deport these ones too?
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BREAKING: Aaron Rupar discovers that 5% does not mean 0%
Prediction markets are not predictive and should not be covered as news
An app driver was sitting in his car waiting for his passenger when a woman suddenly reached through the open window, snatched his phone right out of his hand and took off running. He immediately jumped out and chased after her, but couldn’t catch her and she got away with the phone. Crazy how quickly it happened. Always stay alert when you’re sitting parked with the windows down, especially in rough neighborhoods.
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How to open your trunk when the latch is jammed and you’ve officially run out of patience.
If your ideology requires everyone else to participate, maybe it’s not as tolerant as advertised.
There should be a reality show where politicians have to survive one month on the policies they created.
And Crowley takes the lead right back. 😂
84% counted and David Crowley is now ahead of Francesca Hong by 1,618 votes, 274,544 to 272,926.
This race refuses to sit still. 🤡🌎
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WOW. Hong just took the lead. 😳
With 83% counted, Francesca Hong now leads David Crowley by just 254 votes, 265,082 to 264,828.
After trailing all night, she just flipped it.
This race is absolutely insane.
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WOW. Hong just took the lead. 😳
With 83% counted, Francesca Hong now leads David Crowley by just 254 votes, 265,082 to 264,828.
After trailing all night, she just flipped it.
This race is absolutely insane.
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Holy crap, now it’s basically tied. 😳
With 78% counted, David Crowley leads Francesca Hong by just 388 votes. Both are sitting at 40.1%.
This Wisconsin Democratic governor primary could not be any closer.
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Holy crap, now it’s basically tied. 😳
With 78% counted, David Crowley leads Francesca Hong by just 388 votes. Both are sitting at 40.1%.
This Wisconsin Democratic governor primary could not be any closer.
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UPDATE: We’re at the halfway point and David Crowley is still holding the lead in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary.
50% counted:
Crowley: 41.4%
Hong: 39.7%
The margin is just 6,352 votes now. This is going down to the wire. 👀
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Crowley now sitting at 65% on Kalshi as Wisconsin’s Democratic governor primary comes down to the wire. This race has been ridiculously close all night. 👀
Who do you want to win tonight?
BREAKING: David Crowley has a 65% chance to win the WI DEM GOV primary (as of 10:03 PM ET)
UPDATE: We’re at the halfway point and David Crowley is still holding the lead in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary.
50% counted:
Crowley: 41.4%
Hong: 39.7%
The margin is just 6,352 votes now. This is going down to the wire. 👀
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UPDATE: Francesca Hong is still trailing in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor.
With 17% counted, David Crowley leads with 41.2% to Hong’s 36.8%, a margin of more than 5,000 votes.
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UPDATE: Francesca Hong is still trailing in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor.
With 17% counted, David Crowley leads with 41.2% to Hong’s 36.8%, a margin of more than 5,000 votes.
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UPDATE: With 9% of the vote counted in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary for governor, David Crowley has expanded his lead.
Crowley: 41.6%
Francesca Hong: 34.4%
Still a long way to go, but Crowley is now ahead by more than 4,500 votes. 👀
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