Dan
@KettlebellDan
Hi I’m Dan a proud X employee and founder of the prestigious Kettlebell Krüe 🦾
$100 off Starlink:
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that was the Streisand effect button anyway
It is with great sadness I announce X apparently removed the [ Hide reply ] button so I can't Hide & Block AI replies anymore
𝕏 is so good they can’t ignore it
The smartest people are on 𝕏 so you get to partake in the highest intellectual conversations
The most motivated people are on 𝕏 so you are inspired by high achievers
And when all else fails the best memes are on 𝕏 so you can laugh the most here of any platform
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Maximizing for long-term unregretted user seconds
I hate shopping
Which is why I love Grok Bot
It replaces online commercial with a simple chat
Try it and tell me it isn’t perfect!
It’s irresponsible to let your kids binge on candy
speaking of scared I’m kinda scared of my “little” brother Matt at this point
hey you 🫵
put that piece of candy down
your timeline has been haunted by the Candy Police
what is an adult like you doing stuffing sugar and chemicals in your face like an infant
candy is NOT a reward
it’s a punishment
so stop punishing your body and reward it with nutritious foods instead
your body will thank you later
and the Candy Police will let you off lightly this time with a warning
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You know what’s spooky? 👻
Not having reliable internet!
Switch to Starlink today!
$100 off special for Halloween! 🎃
annual reminder to dads that there is no need for a grown ass man to stuff his face with candy in order to celebrate Halloween with his family
jumpscare every fn time this severed limb crashes my post 😱
pet peeve when people comment on your post with a dumb question just to trick you into a response for engagement
profound and important message here
Ross Edgley and I discuss how to endure and thrive while doing hard work over long periods of time. Tool 1: Don’t believe your thoughts at certain times of the circadian cycle. They are not good data. For most (not all), 2-5am is the danger zone.
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when it comes to your health, show up rain or shine
show up on the weekdays and the weekends
show up on the holidays and in ordinary time
don’t wake up asking yourself if you have the motivate. many days you won’t
with enough consistency you stop asking. there become no excuses
not enough time? stop scrolling and make time
feeling tired? get moving anyway and build momentum
waiting for a better season? that won’t ever come
today is the day
everyday is the day
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the things I learn everyday about my health routine with Grok Bot
pair a $100 Fitbit Air (no monthly fees) with Grok Bot and get premium health insights right at your fingertips
I have never followed an account faster in the history of 𝕏
with Grok Bot the future of computing is headless
I never wake up thinking "this will be a great day to open up the amazon app and have to click a bunch of buttons to find my order and fill out forms to return it"
(this is de-humanizing)
instead I just tell Grok to do it!
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People keep asking me for Grok Bot templates
But you can just spin up a new bot and tell it what you need
It’s indistinguishable from magic
