So Cornell cares more about expelling people who cheated on exams as compared to rapists on their campus?? WHAT?? You cheat on an exam and get expelled, but if you sexually assault a student you intoxicated, youโre given maybe two weeks suspension or an essay?! SHAME
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tomorrow is Monday again
I was trying to maintain a running streak, so I made one simple rule for myself "run every single day, no matter what".
My wife thought I was taking it way too seriously, but for me, breaking the streak felt almost impossible. Even on busy days, I always wanted to get my run in.
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Your daily reminder that Cornell will expel students for cheating on an exam but not for gang raping and drugging another student
In The Wolf of Wall Street, Leonardo DiCaprio went from completely blank to electric the moment Scorsese said action.
Ice water. Probably the best thing they have ever tasted.
Bro realized he couldn't beat the kids physically, so he activated the snack economy.
HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND HE TRYNA LEAVE ๐
The art of doing absolutely nothing, together
someone i know is getting married this fall and her family planned a dinner because her grandparents are flying in from out of town.
she gave her fiancรฉ the date weeks in advance and he said he could come for 45 minutes, then leave for a 48-hour gaming tournament heโd already committed to with his clanโฆ
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This flashlight looks built for interrogation rooms. The watermelon folded in two seconds and told everything.
The things I have to do to make mom proud
DoorDash going down for 2 hours is about to ruin the entire economy for lazy people.
Who remembers this savage moment from Lacy when a biker asked him for a job, Lacy sent him to ๐ญ bro took offense, punched and rode through red light ๐ญ ๐
#lacy#
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I checked my baby brother YouTube history and I discovered heโs been bullied ๐ข๐ข
TRAVIS SCOTT HAS A WHOLE RECORD TO STEAL TONIGHT ???? He only needs 30 wins to catch Taylor Swift.Period!
A guy on a first date asked me why I didn't want to split the bill 50/50, saying "I thought women wanted equality." I told him, "When the gender pay gap closes, when my pink tax disappears, when I don't have to spend an hour and $50 worth of makeup to meet society's baseline for looking 'presentable,' and when I don't have to text my friends my live location just to sit across from you... then we can split the bill." He didn't have much to say after that.
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Tonight, I met a beautiful couple at a bar. The chemistry between them was so obvious that you could feel it from across the room. They laughed and talked all night, and at one point, they even got up and started dancing in the middle of the bar.
As we talked, they told me they had only met about a month and a half ago, but they seemed like they had known each other for years.
Then came an interesting momentโฆ
The woman went to the bathroom, and her boyfriend leaned toward me and started talking about her like she was the most special woman in the world. He kept saying, โI love her so muchโฆ sheโs completely different from everyone else.โ
And I could only think one thing:
I wish everyone spoke about their partner this beautifully, especially when they werenโt there to hear it. โค๏ธ
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