Day five of the practice run, and the last one. 5,598 tradooors died in the last 24 hours, more than the first four days combined. 3,816 of 10,000 remain. The floor rises to 80x today and the bell rings at 12PM ET. $REKTX4 leads at $1.48M, up 1,378%.

Robinhood apparently is behind an effort related to “tokenized real-world assets including Stock Tokens” for AMC Entertainment (and supposedly 190+ other companies). They are not registered under U.S. securities laws !!!!!! I find this practice to be contemptible, outrageous, disgusting, detestable, inexcusable, vile. How can it possibly be legal? We have no connection to this at all, and do not condone it in any way. We immediately are going to have our outside securities counsel look into this. Stock Tokens are not registered under U.S. securities laws and may not be offered, sold, or delivered, directly or indirectly, in the United States or to, or for the account or benefit of, U.S. persons. Offers and sales of Stock Tokens are subject to restrictions in other jurisdictions, including, without limitation, Canada, the United Kingdom, and Switzerland. A full list of the jurisdictions in which offers or sales are restricted or prohibited is available here: Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited is a private limited company incorporated in Jersey, with its registered address at First Floor, La Chasse Chambers, Ten La Chasse, St. Helier, JE2 4UE, Jersey. The Issuer is registered under the registration number 162428. Stock Tokens have not been and will not be registered under the U.S. Securities Act of 1933, as amended from time to time (the "Securities Act") or with any securities regulatory authority of any state or other jurisdiction of the United States. Stock Tokens may not be offered, sold or delivered within the United States to, or for the account or benefit of U.S. Persons (as defined in Regulation S under the Securities Act ("Regulation S")), and (ii) may be offered, sold or otherwise delivered at any time only outside of the United States and to transferees that are not U.S. Persons (as defined in Regulation S)…. ©2026 Robinhood Markets, Inc. All rights reserved.

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A few weeks ago, the highest-market-cap coin on Robinhood was $CASHCAT at $47M. $PONS was second at $30M. @osf_rekt said: “This could all be higher in a few weeks, and you’ll be kicking yourself that you didn’t buy. It will seem obvious in hindsight.”