What can empty your wallet faster than a vacation?
I took my peace a little too seriously, now I have 2 friends
If I tell you I will call you back and you believe me, you need to grow up
What is your absolutely favorite 80s song?
My husband’s phone showed he had unlocked it at 3:33 a.m.
I was awake and watching him sleep.
He hadn’t moved.
I checked the screen.
Someone had opened his camera and taken a photo.
The picture showed us sleeping.
But there were three people in the room.
I zoomed in.
The third person was standing behind me....
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Normalize casual sex with friends. Great friendships deserve great benefits too.
Judge people you sleep with, not me.
You can’t manipulate someone who’s already surrendered to God.
MALE ADHD PATTERNS THAT ARE OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR NOT BEING INTERESTED IN THE RELATIONSHIP:
i’m really a sweetheart. people just keep requesting the other bitch.😭
you can’t be unlucky for 365 days btw, keep pushing
Character matters. God can open a door, but you need character to remain in the room.
Push yourself because no one else is going to do it 💯
“Listen to your body.” My body: I need sex all the fucking time😭
Explain someone how the content monetisation program works first photo is $79 july 31st and newest payment $0 aug 14th
I hate when a grown person tries to dry snitch “It smells like weed in here” all loudly, but never “it smells like a funk ass cigarette”
I think I always look good in black outfits😋
TGIF🎉
Before TikTok, this is how we passed time back in the 1900s.
Sometimes the biggest obstacle between you and your goal is the habit you’ve refused to change.
Meanwhile, the ones who started scared are already eating.
Don’t romanticize readiness. Just move.
