Y’all so weird 😭 Why tf would you have sex in the bush???
Cumming in her mouth is hotter. No one can change my mind. 😭
Stay lowkey,get money travel look good,mind your business.
A girl that keeps saying “I don’t be doing shit for a man” be doing everything 😂
My little bro saw me come home looking completely dead.
He asked, 'Are you getting yelled at work all day?'
I was too tired to explain, so I just said, 'Kinda.'__
Then he quietly went to his room, came back and handed me some note.
Then don’t go tomorrow. Here, take these.'
I counted them. It’s twenty seven dollar.
In my whole life, I’ve never seen twenty five dollar worth more than this."😭🫂
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One time my roommate was reading a horror mystery. He got halfway through, got so scared he threw the book into the sea. I bought the exact same copy, soaked it in seawater, and slipped it back into his drawer.
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Do pornstars actually enjoy sex while at it or it’s just acting?
My favorite part of concerts is when the lead singer announces what city they are in and everyone goes nuts
I can forgive you and still make sure you never get the same version of me again
I’d rather eat glass!
the ick I got from reading his messages 😭 the AUDACITY these men have
Tongue Kissing In Missionary While Going Raw... Gets you a what?
Stoners only: What's the wildest reason you've gotten weird looks for smoking?
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Mine: Smoked before a playdate, moms judged me... then realized I was the ONLY one actually playing with my kid 😐💁♀️🍃
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28mm you’re in the story, 50mm you’re observing the story that’s how i see the focal lengths to help with deciding how i approach subjects
Has anyone else realized there’s nothing good to watch on Twitter porn anymore? 😭
High school was a different kind of hell… you could get your ass beat at 7:30 AM and still be expected to make it to first period.
A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes.
The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And poof! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate core!" And poof! The biggest blunt you've ever seen appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his head, and with a stoney grin says, "ok man, one more wish"
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As a man, what’s the difference between a blowjob and masturbation? 😭
I think part of the problem with raising is the minimum wage is half our politicians were born in the 1940s and still think rent is $71 a month
Why are y’all making smoking so miserable.
Like omg we’re literally just supposed to be getting high and laughing.
Ngl, some people’s bookmarks are full of porn 😭
