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Alpha King
@Royal_Alpha5
walking textbook
4.9K Following    7.6K Followers
A doctor palpated my abdomen this afternoon after I came in with pain in my lower right quadrant worried about possible appendicitis. As he pressed in, I winced. The pain was pretty severe for 15 minutes afterward before diminishing back to where it had been at rest. He told me I should take a Tylenol because I was probably constipated.
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How do you end a call with someone who talks too much without being rude? 🫩 Because “I have to go now” somehow turns into another 30-minute episode. 😭
I’ve been on YouTube for the past 5 hours enjoying Davido’s songs, and see how my head is swelling up like garri wey don soak finish. 😭😂 Wande Coal calling Davido “talentless” is one of the funniest takes I’ve seen in a while. You can criticize Davido all you want, but calling a man who has remained relevant, consistently dropped hits and stayed at the top of African music for over 15 years “talentless” is just delusional. Egbon Wande, you’re incredibly talented and had one of the most memorable runs in Nigerian music, but let’s be honest, your period of dominance didn’t last anywhere close to Davido’s. Davido has survived different eras, adapted to changes in the industry and remained a household name for over a decade. You don’t have to rate Davido, but calling him talentless when your own peak was shorter than his entire mainstream run is crazy. Sit this one out, abeg.
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There’s no way a woman who’s not a virgin can go 5 months without sex.
Appreciate yourself, you’re unique and special
Catholic Church honoring human skull makes no sense too me. Is this really a Church?
Imagine fighting another man over a woman….some of you really mumu true true
Some people don’t need relationship advice. They need their friends to stop supporting their nonsense.
U see music wey Dey vini post? @davido 001 for a reason
My aunties are shouting at me to get married, and I’m just looking at them like this dog looking at his fellow dogs. 🙂‍↔️
In a working country, 23 year olds don Dey own cars houses and businesses already. Omor. E nor go betta for T pain and apc😩💔
when you think she’s going to apologize cos she was wrong and then she hits you with “even though”
Once in a while, we’re reminded just how temporary life is. Treat people with kindness. Love hard. Reach out to the people you care about, no matter how busy life gets. Don’t be so unreachable. Let go of petty grudges. Be the bigger person when you can. You never know when a simple “I love you” or “how are you?” might be your last chance to say it.
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I was told relationship use to be sweet and fun those days before satan introduced shawarma, pizza, chicken and ice cream.
"Do what makes you happy." So if stealing your money makes me happy, I should do it?