Gabriel M Haines
@gabrielhaines
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my bag is bigger than your bag thesis
“The thesis is simple” says @tulipking “my bags are money and yours are failing business. That’s why $zec is going to a trillion dollar.”
Just a couple months ago we were weeping, praying for a sliver of green. Now as the cycle roars to life, remember where we once were. Let the wealth flow. Let’s win.
The zec thesis
if you think zec is actually private you might be retarded
it will probably go to like $2500 regardless, but ya
The @LaunchOnSF thesis
“It’s crypto paired with crypto”
Rowdy says he can make more mistakes than other traders and still be profitable
“When I buy a token 10,000 people get a notification. That’s my exit liquidity.”
Rowdy says he can make more mistakes than other traders and still be profitable
there are mfers at the .5/$1 who brought the belt to my ass
Poker Journey to $1 Million
Jack Duval "mistakenly" full stacks $SCRIBE on stream.
Says it can go above $100 Mil MCap
Jack Duval "mistakenly" full stacks $SCRIBE on stream.
Says it is number 1 and can go above $5 Mil MCap
Will he regret this sell?
Rasmr gets mogged on stream when Cupsey accidentally doxxes himself
Rasmr: “Yo, fuck, dude. I’m sorry, bro. ”
Cupsey: “How many viewers saw?”
Rasmr: “Like a couple thousand, but I’m deleting the VOD”
Cupsey: “Delete that shit, bro!”
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Rasmr gets mogged on stream when Cupsey accidentally doxxes himself
Rasmr: “Yo, fuck, dude. I’m sorry, bro. I don’t know what to do. We gotta delete the VOD, bro.”
Cupsey: “How many viewers saw?”
Rasmr: “Like a couple thousand, but I’m deleting the VOD”
Cupsey: “Delete that shit, bro!”
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Looking for @McDonalds employees in the Miami area for a video shoot.
There’s a fee for participation plus a share of the $12K in currently available $MCD rewards.
Hit me up!
Insane speech play by Alejandro Lococo, announcing his opponent Anatoly Filatov's exact hand, saying he can ask Phil Ivey for help and then getting max value!
Hunter Biden reveals why he decided to launch $LAPTOP
"I wanted to create a new laptop scandal to hid the old laptop scandal”
"When I saw a number of the launches and celebrity tokens, but particularly the Trump token last year, what I saw was that I should be extracting too."
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🚨LIVE: THE HUNTER BIDEN INTERVIEW. UNFILTERED. The Laptop, The Token, The Pardon. LIVE From The Tower
Ethan Prosper actually admitted that he couldn't fully afford his $250k McLaren. 🤯
Ethan Prosper actually admitted that he couldn't fully afford his $250k McLaren. 🤯
Nah Kimchi actually cracked the code bro is moving INSANE
Trump legalized crypto but you already sold
*TRUMP AGREES TO NEW BIPARTISAN ETHICS PROVISION IN MASSIVE CRYPTO BILL, GOP AIDE SAYS: AP
*TRUMP AGREED TO CRYPTO ETHICS PROVISIONS IN A SWEEPING BILL HEADED FOR A VOTE
*THE UPDATED BILL REQUIRES DIVESTING OR PLACING CRYPTO INTERESTS INTO A BLIND TRUST
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In partnership with @Polymarket
I saw $pons at 5 million. Did I buy? No
I saw $ai at 3 million. Did I buy? No
Will I give up? No
The opportunities are endless. Bull is just heating up. Let’s get it.
CRYPTO IS INSANELY HOT RIGHT NOW.
