Someone messaged me since two days ago to order for Greek yoghurt in Lagos and X didn’t show me at all. Thank God the person came to my comment to tell me this night, I would have missed it for days or even weeks. X can do better please, don’t chase my customers away biko 😡

Apart from skipping my posts and pretending you didn't see them even though we're mutuals, what else do you know how to do very well? Because some of you will like, repost and comment everywhere, but once you reach my post, your fingers suddenly stop working. I'm not angry o, I just want to know your other talents. I am finally back online😍

Your husband invites his old university friend to stay in the guest room for a few days while he finds an apartment. 6 months later, the friend is still there. He pays no rent, eats your food, and treats you like hotel staff. Your husband refuses to evict him. You are completely subsidizing a grown man because your husband lacks a spine. Set a hard move out date. Your home is a sanctuary, not an indefinite rehabilitation center for adult men. Enforce the eviction if he cannot do it. This time, it's either he marries his friend or he keeps being married to you.

So people now date people just to solve accomodation problems ?? Wow! Just wow! Have you heard of this before??? I met this girl that is obviously way younger than the man(I saw her age on a document), looked like she was being maltreated but she said she can't leave him. I asked why and she said there's no where for her to stay and her family isn't here!. The guy walked in so I had to end the conversation.

One of my eldest brother’s assistants once did a YAHOO-YAHOO deal. But what pained us most wasn’t even the money at first. It was the fact that he connived with the security man. And this security man was probably the most loved person there. Everybody trusted him. My brother’s company installs solar panels and batteries for large companies, so whenever a big shipment came in, this assistant had found a way to quietly cut out his own share. During counting, everything would look complete. Then, somehow, at the end of the day, the money wouldn’t balance. This went on until my brother started noticing the pattern. They eventually caught him. But do you know how Musa confessed? Three bottles of beer. Just three. By the third bottle, Musa was apparently telling the whole story. Including who was involved. And how they had been doing it. The same man everybody trusted.

Something similar happened in my hostel at school. It was a small hostel that housed the landlord and his children in the same compound as us. The sweeping was rotated among four rooms: three for the students and one for the landlord. Whenever it was the turn of the landlord’s children, they would refuse to sweep. Since theirs usually came right before mine, they would leave the compound dirty for the whole day, and I would have to work twice as hard the next day to clean it. I couldn’t take it any longer and refused to sweep one day. You should have seen how their mother came banging on my door, calling me outside to come and sweep. I simply said, "Your children didn’t sweep yesterday, and they haven’t been sweeping, so they need to do the needful." She tried to assert her landlord rights, claiming that it was their compound and they shouldn’t have to sweep. I replied, "Oh wow. Mama, you’ll have to do your worst o." That woman almost went mad that day. She quarrelled from morning until afternoon when her husband returned. I didn’t give a hoot. Above all, love God.

These were NOT ordinary catfish. About 120 matured catfish, each over a year old, with thick skulls and heavily developed flesh, were so tough we had to stun them with electricity before processing. Me and Precious had to flex our muscles with these giants. This is what happens when you let catfish grow to their full potential, big fish, big work, big results. My take: I’ve seen big catfish before, but these ones were on another level. 😂 Would you rather eat a giant catfish like this or the smaller ones?

Some of you in relationships have never perceived the farts of each other, neither have you perceived the foul stench from your mouth. And you have dated for more than a a year. Cohabit and see things for yourselves. Una still dey form Porsche. If you perceive mess and mouth odor, you go first fear. That's not all ooo. There are more. Have you witnessed a man scratching his balls and perceiving it in your presence? Have you witnessed a woman changing her menstrual pads in your presence before? Have you been able to stay with your man or woman under the same roof and you're not talking to each other for days? Have you taken care of your sick partner for days or weeks and seen them in their most vulnerable state? Una just dey do relationship of "does it bite?" Una never see anything. End.

Daughters have a special kind of love for their dads. ❤️ That little girl may not understand it yet, but the safety, confidence and memories her father gives her can shape her for life. Fathers, never underestimate your presence. You’re building more than memories, you’re building her idea of love. 🥹❤️ Do daughters really have a special bond with their dads?

Men will guard their sister like CIA But will be dating 3 different people's sisters 😂 Went to a get together with my husband. Host's sister was about to go to church a lie it’s actually her boyfriend she is going to meet. Brother: "No, you can't go." I just burst out laughing and said: "You're busy protecting your sister, but you're busy dating other people's sister too" Silence everywhere 😂

My neighbours and I started rotating the cleaning of our compound two months ago. Whenever it was someone's turn, they were expected to sweep the whole compound. When it was my turn, I brought someone to clean the entire place. After that day, they stopped sweeping whenever it was their turn. Last weekend, it was my turn again. This time, I didn't call my cleaner. Two days later, they called a meeting because the compound was a mess. Then they asked me: “Why didn't your cleaner come to clean the compound?”...