When I start buying them everything 😭
when you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed >>>
5 days at an all-inclusive resort is exactly the reset I need right now.
I put on perfume every night after my shower. The girls that get it, get it.
I’m running out of people i like
The only thing stopping me from taking a solo trip is the fear of getting kidnapped 😭
Is it just me or is Siri fucking useless 😭
Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.
Monday shows up every week like I didn't already tell it I'm unavailable.
If a girl calls you “daddy” during sex, she’s definitely feeling it. 😭
Who’s gonna let me sit on their lap and grind against their bulge while we kiss slowly?
WHAT IF IT ALL GOES RIGHT?
The way I tell people "I’m self-employed" to avoid "so where do you work"
Maybe my small garden won’t solve climate change but this morning as I sat in the backyard with my coffee I watch a hummingbird visit the flowers I’d planted. my garden might be small but to that tiny bird it might be everything if that’s not a to hope I don’t know what is.
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Women need to start using men for sex, sleep with them and block them. Give them a taste of their own medicine
Everyone talks about butterflies, but honestly, my favorite feeling is when someone makes you feel calm instead of anxious. When their presence feels like peace instead of uncertainty. That kind of safety is rare.
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“math is the universal language” ok buddy how do i order fries in trig 😂
ADHD people does someone saying "we need to talk later" completely hijack your brain for the rest of the day?
MALE ADHD INTIMACY PATTERNS that are often mistaken for not caring:
