Met a 10/10, then found out her wig alone costs a million. I quietly returned to my 5/10.
eLs upon eLs upon eLs….. I might actually be cursed
Some men sha 🥲
You can never make someone choose you by caring harder.
“It all started when I was 6” 😭😂
When I become rich I want to help people
The people🥲:
Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough
BRO : Where are the baddies at
Also BRO when they pull up :
How unlucky are you :
Me:
"please can you assist me with..."
NYSC corps members are somehow soldiers now? Since soldiers are neutral, I guess the khaki has officially come with military discipline. 😂
Wasn't active today. My mutual make una no vex, I've been hella busy today
Doctor : So the operation to remove the bullet from your head was successful
*Card declines*
Doctor :
“In 2024, when I went to the UK, I was almost set up by some UK girls. My wife warned me before I travelled that people could try to set me up and told me to be very careful. I would have fallen for it if not for my wife.”
— Peller
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if one conjoined twin gets married, does the other twin get married too
too many shits going on in our lives just makes us quiet, talking doesn’t help
you fit dey vex for me make i dey fall in love with you.
Goodnight guys my baby just messaged me😏
Abeg who dy buy ac water for tl?🤧
