MY KIND OF WEALTH IS QUIET:
โข Groceries without checking prices
โข A calm nervous system
โข Consistent income
โข Cozy evenings
โข No rush
A common theme among autistic people is "no one came to my party". I was rarely invited to parties as a kid, so when I grew up I tried having my own. Bought wine and charcuterie, invited loads of people.. No one came.
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An old lady came up to me as I was browsing TJ Maxx about 10 years ago and asked if I could show her how to free up space on her phone so she could take a picture of a handbagโฆ I was like, lady, you came to the exact mfโn right placeโฆ gimme that iPhone 3.
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Tf you mean you ain ready for a relationship when I meet you on a dating app
Iโm kinda feeling a bit of everything these days and also nothing
I knew this generation didnโt gaf when everybody stopped ironing ๐ญ
Realizing ADHD isn't just โI can't focus.โ
It's:
โI need to do this.โ
Doesn't do it.
โWhy haven't I done this?โ
Feels guilty.
โI'll do it in 5 minutes.โ
3 hours pass.
โWHY AM I LIKE THIS?โ
Gets a random burst of motivation at 2:47 AM.
โI'm finally going to fix my life.โ
Falls asleep.
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Being undiagnosed autistic as a girl can look like:
โ becoming โthe therapist friendโ
โ mirroring everyone around you
โ collapsing after social events
โ knowing the vibeโs off but not why
โ memorizing scripts just to survive
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STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING
STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING
STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING
STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING
STOP PUTTING AI IN EVERYTHING
I've noticed that smokers, especially long-term smokers with poor lung capacity, love to say that vaping is worse for you.
The only reason that they're saying this is to make themselves feel better about still smoking
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Tbh As an employee, hearing the unadulterated opinions of old wealthy people at a country club is so much more soul-sucking than I couldโve imagined.
of course iโm going to choose the clingy one. imagine having to wait all day for a reply
Have yโall ever see where gays and lesbians get married ? ๐๐ญ
The ADHD brain is basically a browser with 97 tabs open and absolutely no intention of letting you close them.
You misclick and suddenly three more tabs open. One is playing music you canโt find. Another is completely unrelated to what you were doing. Every tab makes the whole system slower.
Eventually the browser crashes, and now you need a full restart before you can function again.
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Am GAY! I like girls real bad
I keep thinking about the idea that love is two people inspiring each other to live.
And living isnโt simply existing or making it through another day. Itโs noticing the beauty in ordinary things. Being moved by small moments. Remembering that being alive can actually be beautiful.
So imagine finding someone who makes you want to notice those things again. Someone who reminds you to be curious, present, and amazed by the simple fact of being here.
That kind of love feels incredibly special.
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What do you think is going through their minds as Superman and Lex Luthor stand face to face, neither one willing to look away?
Signs your ADHD is stronger than your autism: You avoid social situations and then randomly talk to a stranger for 30 minutes.
Women are 8 times more hornier than men, itโs been proven. You just need to make her feel safe enough, loved enough and trust you enough to let her show you her inner wildcat.