When my sister was pregnant, her cat became completely obsessed with the baby. He could somehow tell whenever she moved or kicked, and every time he felt it, he’d curl up against my sister’s belly and start purring. When she went into labor, he wouldn’t leave her side. Every time she had a contraction, he’d meow and cry like he was trying to coach her through it. While they waited for the ambulance, he even put his paws against her side and gently rubbed her. Everyone was emotional watching him worry about her. When she finally came home from the hospital with my niece, he immediately fell in love. He’d snuggle beside the baby, sniff her hair, and make those little happy motor noises. Whenever she cried, he was right there, looking around like he needed to figure out how to help. If anyone touched the baby, he’d come running over like, “Excuse me, what exactly are you doing with MY child?” 😂 He’d even alert everyone whenever she woke up or started making little baby noises. That cat wasn’t just a pet. He was her best friend, protector, and furry big brother for 14 beautiful years. Love and miss you forever, Bud. ❤️🐾

A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes. The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. "For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And poof! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. "Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate core!" And poof! The biggest blunt you've ever seen appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together. Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his head, and with a stoney grin says, "ok man, one more wish"

One time my roommate was reading a horror mystery. He got halfway through, got so scared he threw the book into the sea. I bought the exact same copy, soaked it in seawater, and slipped it back into his drawer.

We started with nothing more than a simple “hi,” and somehow you became my good mornings, my “drive safe,” my “text me when you get home,” and my “see you in my dreams.” Somewhere along the way, you became my person.

My dad called me at 11pm and said "Do chickens have ears?" I said "What?" He said "Your mother and I have been arguing for two hours. Do chickens have ears." I googled it. They do, apparently they're just holes covered by feathers. I told him this. He was silent for a long time and then said "Your mother is going to be unbearable about this." Then he hung up. The next day my mom texted me a photo of a cake she made that just says "I WAS RIGHT" in frosting. My dad responded to the family group chat with "The chicken thing is still developing." It's been three weeks. My mom brings it up daily. She's introduced herself to strangers as "the woman who won the chicken ear debate of 2024." My dad has started saying "allegedly" after everything she says. I've created a monster. Two monsters, technically.

Finding out that ADHD can be connected with frequent headaches and migraines is honestly wild. You can spend years assuming you're simply dehydrated, stressed, tired, or unlucky, while several ADHD-related factors may be contributing at once—sleep being inconsistent, forgetting to eat properly, medication side effects, and everything else that comes with an unpredictable routine. Sometimes the headache isn't random. It's just another reminder that ADHD affects more than attention.

My little bro saw me come home looking completely dead. He asked, 'Are you getting yelled at work all day?' I was too tired to explain, so I just said, 'Kinda.'__ Then he quietly went to his room, came back and handed me some note. Then don’t go tomorrow. Here, take these.' I counted them. It’s twenty seven dollar. In my whole life, I’ve never seen twenty five dollar worth more than this."😭🫂