Kalu🧋
@Kalu8a
Communication, trust, and respect is the key.... 🗝️🗝️
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Sometimes, the biggest sign of love is consistency. Not big promises, not sweet words—just showing up, again and again.
“Love looks better when the vibes, the money, and the memories are all together. 💛✈️”
"The right person doesn't just stand beside you—they make every picture tell a story. 🤍"
Outside cool, but outta town hit different. ✈️🤍
These girls threw on some gloves and threw down! That lady….. was in an Antonio Croamartie jersey…. Her mindset different
Some of the nicest people you'll ever meet smoke weed, and some of the worst don't.
I'm single 🧍♀️
No Searching
The only thing i search is 🤑💰
"Professionalism" is just the art of staying "calm and polite" while a corporation slowly drains your soul and your bank account. It’s the "civilized" way to accept that you’ll never be able to afford the life your parents had with half the education you have.
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If I fwy, anything I do for you isn’t a favor, it’s all outta love. Just do the same for me when it’s time 💯
Remember to pray for your partner before you sleep. If you're single, pray for the country🙏🏽
Idk who needs to hear this… but after raw sex TAKE THAT PLAN B GIRL!!!!
As loan apps Dey call, my Truecaller app Dey cut.
A nigga got soo much believe in himself, I know imma win
my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.
Coworkers are situational. The friendship ends the moment one of you gets a new job.
Landing with a BIG BAG of WEED is something I will never stop appreciating
Not finna fall for yo bs, I know my worth bitch.
Quitting your job when you haven't secured a new one is scary
Autism mood: Spent 45 minutes explaining why pineapple on pizza is a war crime using logical arguments and 14 cited sources… only to realize I was talking to my cat. She agreed tho. 10/10 interaction.
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If situationships had a job description it’d be: “Must be available 24/7 but claim zero titles. Must catch feelings but pretend you don’t. Must cry in the group chat then still reply ‘haha same’ when they text at 2am.” I want my time and emotional labor back, thanks.
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