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Negative Alpha
@NegativeAlp
Current L/S Analyst and Head of Macro - in the arena, trying things. Former Murray Bro. Not investment advice, just vibes. #RIPBroJs#
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We’ve found the second Verition HR account. All 7 followers
@NegativeAlp Your posts are high effort, zero engagement. Have you thought of working for Verition BD?
When the PM asks the Valist analyst what happened when they missed another idea in their coverage
NOOOOOO the fish got away 🐟
Honestly not as bad as I would've expected
Feels like the French are back. This some big dawg type shit
French finance minister Roland Lescure suggested today that calls to slow down development of AI are a ploy by U.S. AI labs so they can stay in first place, and that France and Europe should ignore them and accelerate instead.
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How is Saudi Arabia so bad at war? What are they doing over there? We lost another strait it seems…
Memory is green, we are back.
Honestly KOSPI -3% not awful, thought we'd get sidecar
Deep insights from the man who brought us AppHarvest
JUST IN: Vice President JD Vance warns that AI companies asking the government to regulate them feels like “a bit of a trojan horse.”
Feels like oil and rates matter more than anything else right now. If both were down today, think everything would be getting bought (even the AI complex). Could begin to see a new AI trade emerging under the surface, don't think we are not building DCs anymore just feels peak fear so probs a good time to buy longs
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Honestly KOSPI -3% not awful, thought we'd get sidecar
Rahm Emanuel enjoys cuckoldry
I've served in two White Houses and in Congressional leadership, and I can tell you when the last time a CEO or an industry at large asked to be regulated: never. That's what makes Dario's letter so striking — it's an admission that we're driving down a dark, winding road on wet pavement with the headlights off. And where's President Trump? Looks like he nodded off again. It’s time to turn the lights on, put both hands on the wheel, and regain control before it’s too late.
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Agree now time for 47 beers in honor of the big dog
Everyone has legitimately lost their minds
Literally why conferences are now useless, every data point from this past week is now irrelevant
GS TMT Recap 2026: 1. Surprisingly low number of crack heads in SF vs prior years. Well done. 2. Data points away from conference more helpful that data points from group meetings this week - feels like coming to the end of conference usefulness 3. Granola / Secret Granola usage skyrocketing - I wonder how we fix this? 4. Wall of worry to be climbed with stocks - set up feels good 5. AI will probably kill us but that’s not a CY’26 problem so we don’t care 5. Certain pod shop HR departments read fintweet (letter at the end of the alphabet) - friendly reminder this is all satire and vibes 6. Best part of conferences are the afters / dinners - at least one part of the job remains very enjoyable 7. Food still sucks - GS HR if you’re reading this please fix!
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The look on your face when you realize you’re about to make so much money
Can we make this guy the first podcaster arrested for being a bit r*tarded
Who will be the first developer arrested for using an open source model without a license?
Yea let’s get AOC, Warren and Bernie to regulate AI. That’ll go really well
This guys timing is truly impeccable
SITUATIONAL AWARENESS BEGINS WORKING WITH CLEAR STREET AS FUND REBUILDS Leopold Aschenbrenner’s hedge fund Situational Awareness has started working with brokerage Clear Street as it rebuilds its public-market portfolio following billions of dollars in losses during the AI sell-off. The fund is rebuilding large positions in AMD, Intel, SK Hynix, SanDisk and CoreWeave, and has recently used customized “flex options” for leveraged upside exposure. Aschenbrenner has told brokers the fund plans to use significantly less leverage than before. Situational Awareness’s assets plunged 67% in July, though the fund was still up 80% YTD at the end of that month. Source: Financial Times
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There goes the ‘26 bonus szn
JUST IN: Sam Altman reveals OpenAI will not go public in 2026, calling an IPO now an “ill-advised moment” given mounting AI safety concerns.
What in the f*** is wrong with these guys
OpenAI's Sam Altman says if it took melting all the GPUs to ensure humanity's survival, it's an easy yes "I think there will be many places along the way where we have to say we are pausing, we're going to redirect our efforts into safety and alignment before we can go to that next level." "And this is what we've been doing for a long time. It has worked so far. I suspect it will continue to work." "I don't think we're ever personally going to get to the point where we have to say melt all the GPUs. But if we had to do something like that to ensure the continued existence of humanity, easy. Yes. I don't think it's gonna happen."
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GS TMT Recap 2026: 1. Surprisingly low number of crack heads in SF vs prior years. Well done. 2. Data points away from conference more helpful that data points from group meetings this week - feels like coming to the end of conference usefulness 3. Granola / Secret Granola usage skyrocketing - I wonder how we fix this? 4. Wall of worry to be climbed with stocks - set up feels good 5. AI will probably kill us but that’s not a CY’26 problem so we don’t care 5. Certain pod shop HR departments read fintweet (letter at the end of the alphabet) - friendly reminder this is all satire and vibes 6. Best part of conferences are the afters / dinners - at least one part of the job remains very enjoyable 7. Food still sucks - GS HR if you’re reading this please fix!
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When we're all positioned the same way after using all of the same data and attending all of the same meetings to see the stock down -20% because we didn't use our brains and identify the Nike product issue $DKS
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