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Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
CEO, The Babylon Bee
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The main complaint about so-called neocons is that they're wrong on foreign policy. They prioritize foreign interests over American interests. And that's unpopular, so they hurt us at the ballot box. You could grant all of that for the sake of argument, but at least they vote Republican and encourage others to do the same. Any help they give to the left is the unintended result of their being unpopular; it's not because they're malicious. The same can't be said of those on the "new right" who encouraged their followers to vote for Democrats, celebrated when Democrats won, and openly took credit for helping them. They didn't hurt the GOP by mistake. They did it on purpose. They did it for power. They did it out of spite. They did it to watch the GOP burn. You can find fault with both groups. There's plenty of blame to go around. But only one of them engaged in deliberate, sustained sabotage. To pretend that's not what happened — to give the saboteurs a pass, or worse, a promotion to the head of the movement, as if they were somehow vindicated for predicting an outcome they did everything in their power to guarantee — is suicidal insanity.
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Don't blame Tucker. He was trying to help Republicans when he abandoned the party, then fabricated a story on the eve of the election that Trump wants to drop a nuke and start WWIII, destroying the entire world. And don't say this influenced anyone. It was only viewed 100 million times.
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Charlie was murdered in the middle of a debate with people who hate him while wearing a shirt that said "freedom." He died defending Chappelle's right to be offensive. And Chappelle thanks him by reveling in his death. But as offensive as that is, none of us who knew and loved Charlie want Chappelle to suffer the same fate. We don't want Chappelle dead, and we wouldn't "feel better" if someone murdered him. That's not how we respond to speech that offends us because we're not bloodthirsty lunatics. If you're laughing about Charlie's murder, or feeling good about Charlie's murder, you're acting within your rights. You're free to be sadistic. But that's exactly what you are. Your soul is sick. The only thing I wish for you is that you'd come to realize it — before it's too late — and beg for God's forgiveness.
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My security tracks threats of violence and we report them to law enforcement. If you threaten me or my family, you won't be the first to be arrested and prosecuted for it.
How long before "Lucifer was right" becomes a thing?
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The “official narrative” is supported by multiple videos from multiple sources at multiple angles. Not to mention the giant crater in the ground and debris. Plus audio, radar, and literally every other kind of evidence you could possibly want. Yes I believe the official narrative because I’m not retarded. The more interesting question is what exactly motivates people like this to assume that every single event in the world is a carefully orchestrated conspiracy, despite having no direct evidence or even circumstantial evidence for almost any of their theories while flatly rejecting any and all evidence that refutes them. Is it just simply that these people are extremely dumb and, thanks to the internet, we are exposed to a level of human stupidity and lunacy that intelligent and functional people would otherwise never encounter unless they were volunteering at the local homeless shelter? Or is it that, along with being unbelievably stupid, they are also cowards who cannot face the fact that bad things sometimes just happen — actually, very often just happen — and there isn’t some shadowy force carefully arranging and manipulating everything that occurs everywhere in the world at every moment? Or is it that they actually aren’t as stupid and cowardly as they seem but rather they are cynically pretending to be stupid and cowardly for clicks or kicks? Or is it some combination of these three? I think it’s a combination. But who knows.
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I have terrible news. The University of North Carolina's Sexuality and Gender Alliance has condemned me. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to recover from this. Please pray for me and my family during this difficult time.
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You just have to think clearly and look at the whole picture. That’s it.
Israel Lobby Debate: @coldxman lists the times U.S. presidents said no to Israel and says Israel-lobby theorists never test their thesis against counterexamples. - @ComicDaveSmith
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Today's plane crash in Palm Beach County, Florida is a horrific tragedy Here's what we know: - At 12:50 PM ET, a Learjet 60 crashed in a neighborhood near Cresthaven, FL - All 9 people on board were killed - The aircraft departed from Austin, Texas, and was headed to the Bahamas - The FAA is sending a team to the scene to support the @NTSB's investigation Please join me in praying for the families and loved ones of those we lost — @FAANews & @USDOT are closely monitoring this crash and will share updates as we learn more
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They're really pushing the "Anakin the hero" line lately because they want to make a Red Guard of young men they've already pushed deeply into anger. My dream is of a day when people stop falling for obvious influence operations.
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Ohio Democrats closing get out the vote message: This is real Tells you everything you need to know
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She's deeply sorry that the things she said publicly -- and with great pride -- resulted in people correctly calling her a hate-filled, violence-loving monster.
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You can object to paperwork Americans on the basis that checking the right boxes isn't meaningful enough. That's valid. But what about paperwork Christians who wear the faith like a costume to advance a hateful, authoritarian agenda? It's good and necessary to ask, "What is an American?" But don't forget to ask, "What is a Christian?"
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Definitely not DEI, just pure merit that happened to set up the perfect photo op.
I’m proud to have the most talented, hardest-working cabinet in Virginia’s history. They are also the most diverse cabinet Virginia has ever seen. Every single one of our cabinet secretaries were selected because they’re the best of the best in their respective fields. They also bring invaluable perspectives from across the Commonwealth — from Danville, Hampton Roads, Richmond, NOVA, and more. I’m grateful to get to work with these incredibly dedicated, hard-working, and talented cabinet officials to serve the Commonwealth of Virginia.
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Wherein @coldxman schools unserious manchild @ComicDaveSmith on a person’s right to hold an opinion without being labeled a “lobbyist.”
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"Today is today. And yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow." — Kamala Harris Order your 2027 calendar now so you can always know whether it's tomorrow yet, or no longer yesterday.
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BEHOLD! The Babylon Bee's new 2027 Daily Desk Calendar is now available for pre-order here
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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PRO-LIFE VICTORY! The 9th Circuit has just ruled in favor of Idaho AG @Raul_Labrador in this case, concluding that the lower court’s ruling likely conflicts with Dobbs.    Idaho’s pro-life laws remain in effect. Dobbs means what it says: states like Idaho can protect unborn children.   It’s a good day for women and children in Idaho and across the nation. I’m so grateful for AG Labrador’s unflinching courage in defending life. @ADFLegal was honored to assist him in this case.
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Don't be surprised when evil, foolish people say evil, foolish things.
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