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@_sorrengailll
relationship rants with a touch of storytelling
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why men go to gym after break up like bro the problem wasn't your body it was your head try mental hospital instead
Fight Flashback: Evander Holyfield UD12 George
Foreman (1991)
Too early for this. We’re both grown. Just use your words 🤦🏻♀️
You can be beautiful from the outside, but if the inside is rotten it will inevitably show on the outside.
Just snatch the crown from her hands!
Top 10 Canon Events in Every Girl's Life:
1. Crying on your birthday
2. The perfect man you had no feelings for
3. The three-girl friendship
4. Realizing it was abuse
5. Realizing you're becoming like your mother
6. Being insecure about your body
7. The feeling of "I'm not where I'm supposed to be"
8. Learning to be "easy"
"convenient" just to be with him
9. That one guy who destroved your mental health
10. Gathering all your strength to leave
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my friend found out my boyfriend got me a new iphone for my birthday and just sent me this 😭
They all allowed her to drink first if a girl was around she wouldn't let such happen. I literally cannot believe that they just sat there but oh look the✨Protectors✨.
my roommate wants to start charging my boyfriend rent for visiting me twice a week 😭
my coworker just sent me this and i’m genuinely speechless 😭
imagine taking a community candy bowl😞
LIKE WHO DOES THAT
I would print out that photo "these people ruined this candy for everyone"
Nurse : any chance you might be pregnant?
Me : NO
Nurse : ^Looking at my huge stomach^ are you sure there’s really no chance of pregnancy
Me : “I’ll k!ll you” (NO)
men in love are actually insane 😭
my situationship just dropped an excuse i’ve genuinely never heard before 😭
my parents got divorced 8 years ago and yesterday my dad texted me saying he was taking my mom out for their 26th wedding anniversary 😭
THEY ARE NOT EVEN MARRIED ANYMORE???
so i texted my mom asking why she was going on an anniversary date with her ex husband.
she replied “idk free food lol”
anyway they went and apparently my dad brought her flowers and paid for everything.
i asked my mom if they were getting back together.
she said “absolutely not. but he still knows where i like to eat.”
my dad thinks he’s getting a second chance and my mom thinks she’s on a loyalty rewards program 😭
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Why are natural woman being labeled as CIS woman now? Why are we labeled as if we are a subcategory in our own category?
Make it make sense.
my mom thought my dad was cheating after 30 years of marriage because he suddenly started disappearing every sunday morning.
he's retired and HATES waking up early, but for 4 months he'd leave at 7am and come home exhausted around noon.
whenever she asked where he'd been, he'd just say "out with a friend."
last sunday she finally followed him.
he drove to a small house and an elderly woman opened the door and HUGGED HIM.
my mom said her heart dropped.
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my roommate kept wearing my clothes without asking so i started keeping track of everything she borrowed.
hoodies, jackets, pajamas, literally EVERYTHING.
one day she asked why i was taking pictures of her outfits and i told her i was just documenting my wardrobe.
at the end of the month i sent her an invoice for $187 in rental fees.
she said “YOU CAN’T CHARGE ME TO WEAR CLOTHES”
i said “and you can’t wear clothes you don’t own but here we are”
she’s been avoiding me for 3 days 😭
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my boyfriend created an instagram group chat with me and some random girl at MIDNIGHT 😭
by the time i woke up the girl was gone and he’d sent a single “?” in the group like he was confused too.
SIR YOU MADE THE GROUP???
anyway i didn’t confront him. didn’t ask who she was. didn’t even bring it up.
we’ve been talking normally all day and he has absolutely no idea that i’m sitting here thinking about that group chat.
sometimes you just have to let people think you’re stupid 😭
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Have been enjoying my morning reading Airbnb owners meltdown that Airbnb no longer allows them to make guests do a list of custom closeout chores like dishes, beds, and trash removal.
The amount of copium is so bad ,so hilarious
