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Chase Passive Income
@chasedownleads
I own 12,000 businesses | Passive Income coming out my ass | My course is only $12,995 | PARODY | written by @charliewrich
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Went to meet with a billionaire I entered his office and sat across from him I didn’t speak at first Whoever talks first in a business meeting shows weakness Hours went by without a word We just looked at each other Then the sun went down 8 hours in the room before I even blinked Then hours later I could see the sun rising out the window Finally, he spoke “Congratulations,” he said, sliding me a massive stack of money. “You won the challenge by staying in this room for 24 hours while peeing your own pants.” Another negotiation won by me. The billionaire’s name? Mr. Beast.
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Firefighters when you forget to pay your property taxes
Guy messaged me Said he’s a billionaire looking to mentor people like me He’s going to give me $3 million to invest however I’d like I just have to pay a $7,500 processing fee to unlock the money One good connection can change your life 🙌
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Uber ride was $100 Driver was going to make $50 I cancelled the ride and handed the driver a crisp $40 bill “Start driving or I report you to uber for violating the terms of service by taking cash from customers” We arrived in record time I saved $60 Best of all, the driver couldn’t review me in the app since the ride was cancelled Unfortunately I left my wallet in his car But the lesson still stands
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I own over 50,000 vending machines They pay me $2.73 million a month in passive income I work less than 1 hour a month It’s all automated The secret? Learning to shamelessly lie about my income online
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Found an insane wealth hack Bought a house for $400k Rented it out for $400k a year Renter didn’t really understand the contract they signed (thought they were buying the house) I’ll make all my money back year 1 And make a 100% profit in year 2 Making money is easy when you take advantage of the financially vulnerable
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Hormozi has finally embraced a sauna networking strategy
I’ve unlocked a new level of passive income Found a platform where you can post literally anything and people will call it thought leadership. It’s called LinkedIn I just text @stanleybystan what I’m doing and Stanley turns it into a thought leadership post in the perfect style to rope new people into my pyramid schemes Still my stories But half the work for me I’m also hooking up a few dozen of my vending machines to this so they can start becoming thought leaders on LinkedIn as well Doesn’t get more passive than this
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Terrible time to leave a job. He won't find any other work in this economy.
He could easily make $900k if he skipped that time with his kids to make more cold calls What a complete waste
I know a sales guy making $450,000 a year. Refuses to become a manager. Sees his kids every night. Active in his church. Sometimes the best promotion is the one you turn down.
This is because big insurance companies bought the ocean last year and turned off the hurricane machine
History has been made! ✏️ 📖 No hurricanes have formed in the North Atlantic Ocean so far this year. This is the FIRST time on record in the satellite era (since 1966) that we have made it to September 12th without at least one Atlantic hurricane yet in the calendar year. This is also the first time since at least 1941 that this has happened. Year-to-date ACE is lowest since 1941 as well. If we get through September 21st without any hurricane formations, it will be the first time since 1914 (there were none that season). Can we get there? Nine days to go. The NHC thinks we will notch at least seven more. The race is on.
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12 year old kid knocked on my door and offered to mow my lawn How much? $20 he said I smiled “Deal” He mowed my lawn in about 30 minutes. Did a great job. The reason I was so happy? I own the gas station down the road and know that kid will need $22 worth of gas to mow my lawn I paid him and referred him to all my neighbors He’s making me money as he works
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Don’t make the same mistake I made (guess who owns the marinara supplier)
You want your AI agents to run fast. But as you scale, managing their permissions turns into a million micro-decisions. Introducing Opal Zero. The end-to-end access governance platform purpose-built for AI agents. How it works: AI-driven contextual decisions, evaluating intent, ownership, and purpose Dynamic, just-in-time access (scoped to exactly what the agent needs). Enforces security decisions across your existing MCP gateways 0 standing permissions, 0 human toil, 0 friction Let your agents run, safely.
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Introducing: MEME FIGHTER It's like Super Smash Bros for memes Fight as memes with unhinged matchups like: - Netanyahu vs. @Clavicular0 - @elonmusk vs. AOC - @chamath vs. @chasedownleads - @levelsio vs. Charlie Kirk - Jeffrey Epstein vs. @iamjasonlevin - Sydney Sweeney vs. George Bush Every character has surprise power-ups New characters dropping every week Play here, follow, and tag @memelord with your most unhinged matchups for prizes
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You spent your weekend going out with family and friends I spent my weekend vibe coding a meme fighting video game Nothing makes me laugh more than seeing @chamath fighting @chasedownleads in @dhh home office with him coding in the background The future is memes baby
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Protein bar it is.
Today we're launching Rene. A multiplayer-first iMessage agent you text like a friend. It has a browser, writes code, goes shopping, ships sites, makes slides and images. Not much it can’t do. It's been in my texts for four months. It found me a new office, preps me for every meeting, and polls the team for dinner options. No app or signup. Link below👇
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Spoke to a guy in a retirement home 93 years old Kids all grown up, wife passed away. I asked what he missed the most. A tear formed in the corner of his eye. “1977. Last day of Q2. Had the best sales presentation of my life and hit 200% of my quota. Received a set of steak knives as a bonus and won employee of the month. What I wouldn’t give to go back.” Wow. Enjoy it while you can guys, your career doesn’t last forever.
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Took the last 9 years of orders from my vending machines Compiled it all into one giant spreadsheet Millions of rows of data Fed it into AI “Analyze all this data and give me unique insights for my business” It thought for 6,937 seconds The compute bill was $79,000 Finally, it spit out one bite-size, intelligent insight: “People like to eat snacks when they are hungry.” Incredible. AI is changing everything.
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As AI models get better, cheaper and more widely available, we believe one of the biggest moats will be the proprietary data created by actually doing the work. Today, we’re announcing a $42M Series B led by @insightpartners for @backopsai, just six months after our $26M Series A. We’re building the intelligence and resolution layer for companies that make and move physical goods. These companies still rely on people to connect ERPs, WMSs, TMSs, carrier portals, email, spreadsheets, customers and suppliers. BackOps sits across that ecosystem, gathers context, makes decisions, takes action and carries work through to resolution. Since our Series A, one customer alone has processed 500K+ claims through BackOps. As volume grew 150x, automated resolution improved from 87% to 99%. Another took a process that averaged 28 hours and brought it down to 14 minutes. But what we’ve learned over the last six months is that the resolution itself may only be the beginning. Every time BackOps completes work, it creates proprietary data around the context, decisions, actions and outcomes behind it. At scale, that means understanding where processes break, why they break, which actions produce the best outcomes and how those processes should improve. And that gets much more interesting as BackOps expands across an ecosystem. If BackOps operates across a large grocer and the manufacturers, suppliers, distributors and carriers around it, we don’t just understand one company’s workflow. We begin to understand how work moves between them: where problems originate, how they cascade through the network and what actually resolves them. Every additional process makes that intelligence stronger. And every additional company makes the network more valuable. That’s the flywheel we’re building. Our customers shouldn’t just automate more work. They should run on an operational intelligence layer that gets better as they use it and stronger as the network around them grows. And next month, we’re launching something that unlocks a much bigger part of this vision.
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