Chase Passive Income
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My wife came up to me exhausted
"Can you put the baby to bed?"
I pulled out my iPad
No calendar invite.
No task assigned to me in our family ERP system.
No status report flagged in Microsoft Teams.
"This doesn't fit into my current workflow. Your lack of planning isn't my emergency."
I went right back to arranging my contacts in the CRM and pushing forward organizational goals to generate value for shareholders
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Went to meet with a billionaire
I entered his office and sat across from him
I didn’t speak at first
Whoever talks first in a business meeting shows weakness
Hours went by without a word
We just looked at each other
Then the sun went down
8 hours in the room before I even blinked
Then hours later I could see the sun rising out the window
Finally, he spoke
“Congratulations,” he said, sliding me a massive stack of money.
“You won the challenge by staying in this room for 24 hours while peeing your own pants.”
Another negotiation won by me.
The billionaire’s name?
Mr. Beast.
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Firefighters when you forget to pay your property taxes
Guy messaged me
Said he’s a billionaire looking to mentor people like me
He’s going to give me $3 million to invest however I’d like
I just have to pay a $7,500 processing fee to unlock the money
One good connection can change your life 🙌
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Uber ride was $100
Driver was going to make $50
I cancelled the ride and handed the driver a crisp $40 bill
“Start driving or I report you to uber for violating the terms of service by taking cash from customers”
We arrived in record time
I saved $60
Best of all, the driver couldn’t review me in the app since the ride was cancelled
Unfortunately I left my wallet in his car
But the lesson still stands
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I own over 50,000 vending machines
They pay me $2.73 million a month in passive income
I work less than 1 hour a month
It’s all automated
The secret?
Learning to shamelessly lie about my income online
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Found an insane wealth hack
Bought a house for $400k
Rented it out for $400k a year
Renter didn’t really understand the contract they signed (thought they were buying the house)
I’ll make all my money back year 1
And make a 100% profit in year 2
Making money is easy when you take advantage of the financially vulnerable
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Hormozi has finally embraced a sauna networking strategy
I’ve unlocked a new level of passive income
Found a platform where you can post literally anything and people will call it thought leadership.
It’s called LinkedIn
I just text @stanleybystan what I’m doing and Stanley turns it into a thought leadership post in the perfect style to rope new people into my pyramid schemes
Still my stories
But half the work for me
I’m also hooking up a few dozen of my vending machines to this so they can start becoming thought leaders on LinkedIn as well
Doesn’t get more passive than this
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Terrible time to leave a job. He won't find any other work in this economy.
He could easily make $900k if he skipped that time with his kids to make more cold calls
What a complete waste
I know a sales guy making $450,000 a year.
Refuses to become a manager.
Sees his kids every night.
Active in his church.
Sometimes the best promotion is the one you turn down.
This is because big insurance companies bought the ocean last year and turned off the hurricane machine
History has been made! ✏️ 📖
No hurricanes have formed in the North Atlantic Ocean so far this year.
This is the FIRST time on record in the satellite era (since 1966) that we have made it to September 12th without at least one Atlantic hurricane yet in the calendar year.
This is also the first time since at least 1941 that this has happened. Year-to-date ACE is lowest since 1941 as well. If we get through September 21st without any hurricane formations, it will be the first time since 1914 (there were none that season).
Can we get there? Nine days to go. The NHC thinks we will notch at least seven more. The race is on.
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12 year old kid knocked on my door and offered to mow my lawn
How much?
$20 he said
I smiled
“Deal”
He mowed my lawn in about 30 minutes. Did a great job.
The reason I was so happy?
I own the gas station down the road and know that kid will need $22 worth of gas to mow my lawn
I paid him and referred him to all my neighbors
He’s making me money as he works
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Got featured in the news!
Don’t make the same mistake I made (guess who owns the marinara supplier)
You want your AI agents to run fast. But as you scale, managing their permissions turns into a million micro-decisions.
Introducing Opal Zero. The end-to-end access governance platform purpose-built for AI agents.
How it works: AI-driven contextual decisions, evaluating intent, ownership, and purpose
Dynamic, just-in-time access (scoped to exactly what the agent needs). Enforces security decisions across your existing MCP gateways
0 standing permissions, 0 human toil, 0 friction
Let your agents run, safely.
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Introducing: MEME FIGHTER
It's like Super Smash Bros for memes
Fight as memes with unhinged matchups like:
- Netanyahu vs. @Clavicular0
- @elonmusk vs. AOC
- @chamath vs. @chasedownleads
- @levelsio vs. Charlie Kirk
- Jeffrey Epstein vs. @iamjasonlevin
- Sydney Sweeney vs. George Bush
Every character has surprise power-ups
New characters dropping every week
Play here, follow, and tag @memelord with your most unhinged matchups for prizes
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You spent your weekend going out with family and friends
I spent my weekend vibe coding a meme fighting video game
Nothing makes me laugh more than seeing @chamath fighting @chasedownleads in @dhh home office with him coding in the background
The future is memes baby
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Gas prices are insane
Protein bar it is.
Today we're launching Rene.
A multiplayer-first iMessage agent you text like a friend.
It has a browser, writes code, goes shopping, ships sites, makes slides and images. Not much it can’t do.
It's been in my texts for four months. It found me a new office, preps me for every meeting, and polls the team for dinner options.
No app or signup. Link below👇
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Spoke to a guy in a retirement home
93 years old
Kids all grown up, wife passed away.
I asked what he missed the most.
A tear formed in the corner of his eye.
“1977. Last day of Q2. Had the best sales presentation of my life and hit 200% of my quota. Received a set of steak knives as a bonus and won employee of the month. What I wouldn’t give to go back.”
Wow.
Enjoy it while you can guys, your career doesn’t last forever.
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