100 Thieves just secured their spot at EWC after that insane LCQ run 🤩 🤯
A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes.
The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And poof! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate core!" And poof! The biggest blunt you've ever seen appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his head, and with a stoney grin says, "ok man, one more wish"
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Anyone else does not want to have kids because you don't want to give your child your autism?
As an autistic person, I have struggled all my life. I have a child who is autistic and he is struggling all because of my genes. I don't want to have more children because I don't want them to struggle. Anyone else feels this way?
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It’s so interesting how Adult Swim is fine with like a huge amount of rape jokes, but this deeply serious portrayal of what the victims of misogynistic sexual violence go through was “too depressing”
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Judah (15yo) Had Enough Of This Karen Harassing Him And Slammed Her…
Justified ?
Morning text from my boyfriend vs random person on twitter 🙂🫤
Light from her eyes.
Her immune system.
Her whole life.
being cheated on hurts, but you know what hurts more? figuring out what days it happened and realizing they were able to act completely normal
Cheesur absolutely crushed it playing spins on Rainbet and walked away with a massive $10,000 payout.
Trenches love 💔 😭 😭
when a guy can’t handle a girl who thinks for herself, just move on🥹
someone at ziploc needs to have a meeting with the cereal industry because why the fvck can’t these bags reseal
Boyfriend Attacked His Girlfriend So Her Male Friends Go To His House and Beat Him Up.
I know he been ready for somebody to break that damn fight up😂
My roommate has this unhinged talent.
The second my key turns in the door, no matter if it’s 2pm or 2am, that man is already power-walking to the bathroom like his life depends on it.
I’m still taking my shoes off and I can hear the shower starting...
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He called him bald and he make sure his life flash before his eye. He definitely go lucky with that one
A refugee who showed the courage to pull a police officer out of his vehicle and punch him in England, where he went as a guest... He learns that what he did was a huge mistake when he is taken into custody alone amidst that crowd...
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finally a girl that doesn’t pull hair and knows how to move 😂
