Oh dear try breaking up the naughty words with a dashes and and percentage signs - we've got to be smarter that their bots
For women with very small or flat chests: Did you eventually become more comfortable with your body during intimacy?
The weed conversation would be so much better if people stopped treating it like a religion. It can be enjoyable, it can help some people, and it can also cause problems for others. You don’t have to demonize it or defend it blindly. Just be honest.
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I was fired after $80,000 disappeared from the company's account.
Everyone believed my boss.
I couldn't prove my innocence.
Until a new employee accidentally sent me a screenshot.
The person in it wasn't a stranger.
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Some apologies you have been waiting for are never coming. Start healing without them.
What's your own definition of HAPPINESS??
The whole neighborhood was waiting for that wonderful view but bro single handedly got them disappointed
Hello healthcare professionals,
Why don’t more of you know that autistic people experience pain differently than neurotypical people?????
I caught an ex cheating, confronted him… and HE fainted. 😩 Big ass dude. Loud ass drop. To this day I randomly think of it and laugh. One day it’ll make it into a script because sir… WHAT?!
If a game of Monopoly always ends with one player owning every property on the board while everyone else goes broke—regardless of how hard the other players roll—why do we act surprised when real-world unregulated markets end in wealth inequality and oligopolies?
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disrespecting a person you once dated is childish btw.
Justin Bieber, easily. From the late-night R&B vibes of Journals to the healing energy of Purpose, his music has been a source of comfort for me for years
A man gave me his number on a piece of paper last night with a sweet note. Today, he's texting me using ChatGPT.
Most “I don’t like rough” stories end with them begging for it.
Sometimes peace feels boring because chaos is what you're used to.
If you want fine pikin marry me now oo, no be say your pikin go con dey jealous my pikin for future
Bitches be like “I got options” bitch them broke ass niggas 😂
No excuses or whatsoever
my favorite part of grocery shopping is checking the oreo aisle to see what the little freaks have come up with this time
What's one food you never cared about until THC convinced you it was the greatest invention in human history?
