Parallel playing in adulthood hits completely different ​Zero words spoken, 100% emotional connection ​The foot touch under the blanket spoke louder than an entire conversation ​Finding someone you can be completely silent with is the ultimate flex

Proof that your body is not the problem. Sometimes, it’s simply the outfit. 🤍 How many times have you tried something on, looked in the mirror and thought, “This doesn’t look good on me”, then immediately blamed your body? The truth is, not every cut, fabric or silhouette will work for every body shape, and that’s completely okay. Learning your body shape helps you understand what works with your proportions, what makes you feel comfortable, and what brings out your best features. You don’t need to change your body to make every outfit work. Find the outfits that work for your body. There is a style for your shape, and when you find it, the difference can be incredible. Your body was never the problem. Sometimes, you just hadn’t found your fit yet.

i was literally in the shower, soap in my eyes, when a massive fat-ass lizard dropped from the ceiling, landed dead on my bare arm, and scratched me. i screamed so hard i slipped on the tile and ripped the entire shower curtain off the wall trying to slap it off. and the worst part is my husband literally warned me this exact thing was gonna happen...

It’s so interesting how Adult Swim is fine with like a huge amount of rape jokes, but this deeply serious portrayal of what the victims of misogynistic sexual violence go through was “too depressing”

Sitting around 7k from clipping now, been quiet about it but here's what I'm actually doing. Running 5 pages, and is doing all the real work. Drop in a link, it finds the moments, captions them, schedules and auto-posts to all my accounts. I set the posting limits and that's basically my whole day.

My buddy promised to help me move out of my third-floor apartment last Saturday at eight AM. By nine, he hadn't shown up, and he wasn't answering his phone. I was furious. I carried heavy boxes of books down three flights of stairs by myself, grumbling about how unreliable he was. By ten-thirty, I'd decided I was done calling him. At eleven, his truck pulled up to the curb. He got out looking pale, sweaty, and completely out of breath...

Latest study shows that alcohol harms Canada more than any other drug—scoring 79/100. Tobacco: 45. Opioids: 33. Cocaine: 19. Cannabis: 15. Yet cannabis is the one locked behind criminal penalties. 🧠 Make it make sense.