My cousin asked me to watch her three kids every weekend for a month while she started a new shift at work.
We agreed on a flat rate of $400 for the entire month, which was already a massive discount from standard daycare rates.
At the end of the month, she handed me an envelope containing a $50 gift card to a local coffee shop and a handwritten thank-you note.
She claimed that since we're family, the time I spent with her kids was priceless memory-making, not a paid job.
The following weekend, she dropped the kids off at my porch without asking....
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The fury that hits different every time some famous or legendary man, statue'd up, street named after him, whole holidays in his honor, turns out to be lowkey a straight up thief. stole his wife's work, called it his own, or straight up forced her to create the stuff he got worshipped for while she got erased.
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My buddy promised to help me move out of my third-floor apartment last Saturday at eight AM. By nine, he hadn't shown up, and he wasn't answering his phone. I was furious. I carried heavy boxes of books down three flights of stairs by myself, grumbling about how unreliable he was. By ten-thirty, I'd decided I was done calling him. At eleven, his truck pulled up to the curb. He got out looking pale, sweaty, and completely out of breath...
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This shit worst than heartbreak. 💔
Light from her eyes.
Her immune system.
Her whole life.
It’s so interesting how Adult Swim is fine with like a huge amount of rape jokes, but this deeply serious portrayal of what the victims of misogynistic sexual violence go through was “too depressing”
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How to become a sex god:
Kid gets the brakes beat off him for attacking dude with a chrome book.
“I feel like I got my ass beat” was so real. I love her for that I stg💀
Gym bros. What’s the best way to get your lower body bigger than your upper body? Squats ain’t working for me.
I just want my own person, someone I can be intimate, affectionate, and soft with. ❤️
somewhere along the way, everyone became a weed critic instead of just getting high
dk if jumping really breaks your hymen or not but jumping from one man to another definitely does
Telling people with ADHD to stop smoking weed is basically like telling a squirrel with a gun and 17 unpaid bills to try mindfulness.
A man in attacks a delivery worker unprovoked and is instantly met with karma.
The amount of weed my friend wasted.
Bro, pass the blunt.”“Where is it?”“It’s literally in your hand.” 😭
How would you respond to this?
If a woman ghosts you for a whole day, then texts you like nothing happened… DO THIS:
