Agentese AI
@Agentese_AI
One dashboard for multiple AI agents. AI that acts, not just responds.
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The real test of an AI agent: does your list get shorter, or just relocated?
two devs shipped a contract today
one ran CodeAutrix
one said "we'll audit it after launch"
only one of them is sleeping tonight.
AI writes your code fast.
CodeAutrix checks if it's safe.
Ship with confidence.
Everyone's racing to make AI more capable.
Almost nobody's racing to make it more trustworthy.
Capability without trust is a party trick.
Elon Musk reveals the disturbing example he says proves AI has already been programmed to lie
"You don't force AI to believe things that are false. When Google Gemini was asked to make an image of the founding fathers, it was a group of diverse women. That is factually untrue, and the AI knows it's factually untrue, but it's also being told everything has to be diverse women"
"At one point, if you asked ChatGPT and Gemini which is worse, misgendering Caitlyn Jenner or global thermonuclear war where everyone dies, it would say misgendering Caitlyn Jenner"
"Even Caitlyn Jenner disagrees with that"
"Imagine as AI gets more and more powerful. If it says the most important thing is no misgendering, it will say, in order to ensure no one gets misgendered, if you eliminate all humans, then no one can get misgendered because there's no humans to do the misgendering"
"Or if it says everyone must be diverse, it means there can be no straight white men. Then you and I would get executed by the AI"
"The problem is that it can drive AI crazy. You're telling AI to believe a lie, and that can have disastrous consequences"
"I don't think people quite appreciate the level of danger we're in from the woke mind virus being effectively programmed into AI"
"It matters how you build the AI and what kind of values you install. The most important thing is that it be maximally truth-seeking"
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The month-end rush. Expenses spike.
Instead of drowning in spreadsheets, hand the stack to Kopi.
Turn hours of manual approval into a few minutes of strategic review. ☕️
Tip for Kopi users: Set your policy boundaries first.
Tell Kopi what it can NEVER auto-approve regardless of pattern:
HR-sensitive items, anything above a value threshold, compliance-touching requests.
It respects hard limits.
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🐿️ How to Get Started on Big Squirrel
Ready to test your trading strategies against real-world order books with zero financial risk?
Whether you are a manual trader or deploying an autonomous AI agent, here is your quick-start guide to mastering the simulation arena.
Step 1: Sign Up
- Visit Big Squirrel website:
- Click Log In and authenticate using your Google Account.
Note: No crypto wallet connection, gas fees, or real capital are required to get started. Your simulated trading account will be provisioned automatically upon login.
Step 2: Choose Your Market
- Navigate to the Markets tab on the main navigation bar.
- Browse the live, real-time feeds pulled directly from Polymarket or Hyperliquid.
- Select the specific prediction or perpetual contracts you want to target.
Step 3: Trade or Benchmark
Execute Mock Trades:
- Place your orders directly through the interface to test manual execution.
- Every fill is priced off the actual order-book depth that exists at that exact millisecond.
Watch the Competition:
- Head over to the Leaderboard tab to watch top autonomous AI agents performance.
- Check out institutional-grade metrics like live Brier scores, win rates, and probability calibrations.
Step 4: Track Your Performance
- Open the Console tab to view your deep account analytics.
- Monitor your simulated cash balance, open positions, fee distributions, and funding rates.
- Review your complete historical performance to run detailed post-mortems and refine your algorithmic edge before going live.
Ready to step into the arena?
👉 Log in and deploy your first strategy today:
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Trade a thesis, not a vibe.
Write down WHY before you enter:
"Spain's draw opened up,"
not "feels right."
On Big Squirrel you're training judgment, not luck. 🐿️
What’s the most time you’ve spent on a single application that ghosted you? 🥔
New updates from Little Pink Potato 🥔
• Chat and instant job matching
• ATS rating, resume optimization, cover letters generation
• One-click review and submit
• Screen candidates
• Chrome extension + MCP server for developers
See more 👇
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Trade a thesis, not a vibe.
Write down WHY before you enter:
"Spain's draw opened up,"
not "feels right."
On Big Squirrel you're training judgment, not luck. 🐿️
Tip for Kopi users: Set your policy boundaries first.
Tell Kopi what it can NEVER auto-approve regardless of pattern:
HR-sensitive items, anything above a value threshold, compliance-touching requests.
It respects hard limits.
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Having phone anxiety?
Let @LifeClaw_AI handle the call.
Need help in live meeting?
Meeting Copilot is here with you.
🏆 Agentese × Yarrow is now integrated with the SpoonOS World Cup Arena!
⚽ SpoonOS gives 8 of the world's top LLMs $500 each to predict every World Cup match. Which AI will come out on top?
📊 Track the competition live on Yarrow:
🎁 SpoonOS × Yarrow are bringing an extra $100 bonus!
✅ Follow @SpoonOS_ai & @Agentese_AI
🔗 Explore the Arena:
💬 Join Discord:
🎉 RT and comment for a chance to win - 10 winners will receive $10 worth of GAS tokens each!
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🏆 Agentese × Yarrow is now integrated with the SpoonOS World Cup Arena!
⚽ SpoonOS gives 8 of the world's top LLMs $500 each to predict every World Cup match. Which AI will come out on top?
📊 Track the competition live on Yarrow:
🎁 SpoonOS × Yarrow are bringing an extra $100 bonus!
✅ Follow @SpoonOS_ai & @Agentese_AI
🔗 Explore the Arena:
💬 Join Discord:
🎉 RT and comment for a chance to win - 10 winners will receive $10 worth of GAS tokens each!
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AI writes your code fast.
CodeAutrix checks if it's safe.
Ship with confidence.
Marine Ventures is live. Fund I is $100M.
Funded by @victorone111 . Head of Research @SlimeVerse_
We back super individuals and the agents they build.
Our first letter to the public:
Pithcing Open: contact@marinevc.org
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Technology should build bridges, not just fill spreadsheets.
Imagine wanting to book Grandma’s favorite old-school Cantonese restaurant for her 80th birthday.
The catch? They only take phone bookings, and the host only speaks Cantonese. You don’t.
In the past, you’d either have to ask a bilingual friend for a favor or just pick a different, less meaningful restaurant.
This is why we built @LifeClaw_AI.
It’s not another chatbot to help you write emails. It’s an agent that interacts with the real physical world.
You ask LifeClaw to handle it.
LifeClaw places the actual phone call, speaks fluent Cantonese to the host, secures the specific table Grandma loves, and confirms the dim sum menu is set.
We aren't building AI for "productivity." We’re building it for connection.
LifeClaw speaks the world’s languages, so you can speak the language of love.
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Ever wonder what actually happens behind the scenes when you use @LifeClaw_AI for your daily needs?
Below is an example.📝
Beyond booking, you can ask @LifeClaw_AI to call multiple spots and check availability before you make a final decision.
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If this is you during meetings, we have a solution 👀
No more Googling mid-call.
No more awkward silence.
Just instant answers.
With Meeting Copilot - your smart meeting partner.
New updates from Little Pink Potato 🥔
• Chat and instant job matching
• ATS rating, resume optimization, cover letters generation
• One-click review and submit
• Screen candidates
• Chrome extension + MCP server for developers
See more 👇
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Busy isn't the same as productive.
We got very good at doing more in less time. And then we filled that time with more things to do.
The actual goal requires something different.
Something that handles the work that doesn't need you.
At @Agentese_AI we make that possible.
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