A man can joke about the pain he survived because sometimes laughter is the only way he knows how to say, โThat shit almost broke me.โ
One of the most reprehensible things Iโve seen anyone do on social media - is twiiter implementing a shadow ban on what are basically anti genocide tweets
I speak for everyone when I say there should be a turn off button for Ai, like I should be able to disable and block all Ai related content from my device.
My little bro saw me come home looking completely dead.
He asked, 'Are you getting yelled at work all day?'
I was too tired to explain, so I just said, 'Kinda.'__
Then he quietly went to his room, came back and handed me some note.
Then donโt go tomorrow. Here, take these.'
I counted them. Itโs twenty seven dollar.
In my whole life, Iโve never seen twenty five dollar worth more than this."๐ญ๐ซ
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when you want to sleep but sleep doesn't want you
Finding out that ADHD can be connected with frequent headaches and migraines is honestly wild.
You can spend years assuming you're simply dehydrated, stressed, tired, or unlucky, while several ADHD-related factors may be contributing at onceโsleep being inconsistent, forgetting to eat properly, medication side effects, and everything else that comes with an unpredictable routine.
Sometimes the headache isn't random. It's just another reminder that ADHD affects more than attention.
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Has anyone else realized thereโs nothing good to watch on Twitter porn anymore? ๐ญ
As a man, whatโs the difference between a blowjob and masturbation? ๐ญ
cats love to be like why arenโt you doing what i want you to do? iโm gonna bite pieces off of a paper bag and spit them out everywhere
I just heard that there are cars requiring a monthly subscription for things like โremote startโ and โheated seatsโ. Please, what are these companies/brands so I can make sure I never even consider buying one?
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A stoner rubs a bong and a genie comes out, offering three wishes.
The stoner says, "ok for my first wish, I want a six inch joint." And poof! A joint appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"For my second wish, I want a 12 inch blunt!" And poof! A blunt appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
"Ok now for my third wish, I want an 18 inch monster roll with a THC-concentrate core!" And poof! The biggest blunt you've ever seen appears and the stoner and genie sit down and smoke it together.
Finally the genie gets up and slowly starts to stagger away. Then he stops, turns his head, and with a stoney grin says, "ok man, one more wish"
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Cheaters don't think cheating is wrong until they get cheated on.
You can't outgrow people you were never growing with. Some of y'all holding on to memories, not people. Y'all out here trying to fix connections that only existed when you were smaller versions of yourself.
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The Boy Who Came Back Every Sunday
Every Sunday for 12 years, a young man visited the same hospital.
He always sat on the same bench.
Always at 4:30 PM.
And always carried a small paper bag.
Nobody knew why.
One Sunday, a nurse finally asked him.
โAre you waiting for someone?โ
He smiled.
โI used to.โ
โUsed to?โ
โMy mother.โ
The nurse sat beside him.
โWhat happened to her?โ
โShe died here when I was 10.โ
The nurse looked confused.
โThen why do you keep coming?โ
He opened the paper bag.
Inside was a small chocolate cake.
โMy mother promised me she'd buy me one every Sunday.โ
โBut she never got the chance.โ
โSo I bring one for her.โ
The nurse didn't know what to say.
For years, he continued.
Rain or sunshine.
Birthdays.
Christmas.
Even on Sundays when he had nowhere else to go.
Then one Sunday, he didn't come.
The nurse noticed immediately.
She asked around.
Nobody had heard from him.
A week later, an envelope arrived at the hospital.
It was addressed to the nurse.
Inside was a letter.
โI finally found my mother's old medical records.โ
โShe wasn't supposed to die that night.โ
The nurse's heart sank.
โShe had a treatable condition.โ
โBut the hospital couldn't afford the medication at the time.โ
Then came the line that broke her.
โI've spent 12 years coming back because I wanted someone here to remember her.โ
The nurse looked at the name on the letter.
Then froze.
It was the name of the hospital's founder.
The man who had built the hospital 30 years earlier.
And underneath his name was one final sentence:
โI'm sorry I couldn't save my mother, so I built this hospital to make sure nobody else's child has to sit on a bench waiting for someone who isn't coming back.โ
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28mm youโre in the story, 50mm youโre observing the story thatโs how i see the focal lengths to help with deciding how i approach subjects
Him: are you fucking dumb
Me:
I think part of the problem with raising is the minimum wage is half our politicians were born in the 1940s and still think rent is $71 a month
Never trust a woman who liked you first. Sheโs probably after what you have. ๐ญ
Ngl, some peopleโs bookmarks are full of porn ๐ญ
For women with very small or flat chests: Did you eventually become more comfortable with your body during intimacy?