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Stoners only: What's the wildest reason you've gotten weird looks for smoking?
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Mine: Smoked before a playdate, moms judged me... then realized I was the ONLY one actually playing with my kid ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐
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being high af and talking to your type? yea thatโs a dangerous combo
Me: takes one hit
My brain: okay let's reorganize the entire pantry, deep clean the baseboards, and write a 3-page essay about why dinosaurs had feathers
"It makes you lazy" literally who said that
Lettuce has officially killed more people than marijuana
Monday shows up every week like I didn't already tell it I'm unavailable.
I gotta show my boyfriend this to see how his reaction ๐
THERE IS A COUNTRY NAMED KIRIBATI WTF OMG
Iโm just a hostage in my own pride ๐
my love language is distance once i feel disrespected
Itโs really heartbreaking that some people prey on autistic individuals, they research how to manipulate or take advantage of them or even how to torment them.
If you use cannabis, What does your High feel like?
being a parent doesn't excuse toxic behavior.
I don't do drugs, I only set plants on fire and breathe.
Tryna be somebody Iโm not and is not what I want
One funny thing about adulthood is that nobody will ask you if youโve eaten this morning. If youโre lucky, maybe you have a rich parent. ๐ญ
The only beach the employed are visiting this summer
Be honest is there any good reason marijuana isnโt treated the same way as alcohol and tobacco? Same rules, same taxes, same salesโฆ why is this still so different??
I was saving money
I saw weed, weed saw me
money disappeared
Some Men testosterone levels drop after having a baby, specially the first one.
My boss told me today that "time is money." So I asked for my paycheck in minutes and seconds, and now HR wants to have a "sync."
