You go out on a date with a lady, she’s taking the good meals, and you are settling for just water, so you can have enough to spend on her, bro are you mad?
The fastest way to lose is worrying about who is watching.
They said yes to each other… His lovely stare says it all.🥹❤️
i hated being questioned ever since i was a child it never sat right with me
As a man, lower your expectations when it comes to women.
having multiple women is crazy, you no go even know where all your clothes dey.
My guys patiently waiting for their turn. 🥹
If we get married and you cheat on me with the popular excuse that men are polyamorous in nature……I’ll cheat on you with your dad and brothers.
Because two can play a game
My guys patiently waiting for their turn. 🥹
If we get married and you cheat on me with the popular excuse that men are polyamorous in nature……I’ll cheat on you with your dad and brothers.
Because two can play a game
Guess who’s smarter
Biggest united fan from Germany, you can see him supporting Manchester united more than he supports bayern
You think you are having a bad day? You could be a conjoined twins attached to a gay brother who has a date and you are the only one with an Ass😭
when you're both "typing..."
So u erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing
again, sex is not an apology !
me at any slight inconvenience 😔
African restaurant staff have a special skill: ignoring their own people the second white customers show up
easy with that beans, ugwu dey inside
If no be football, make I no talk wetin dey my mind.
9 years later…
Same energy. Better version.🥹🖤
repeating the same mistake after apologizing makes the apology meaningless
Life changes. Rules change.
People change. Priorities change.
What gives me peace is knowing God never changes.
