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Nichole Wischoff
@NWischoff
Founder & GP @WischoffVC
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Some data on S26 YC batch vs non-YC early stage companies also raising money right now. These are from companies our firm has met with over the past week. Crazy to compare to this time last year.
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Had these made for a dinner with TC years ago. Forgot they existed. Thanks for repping. Ordering more given the number of texts Ive received asking for one. Lmk if you want one.
Kinda funny to rip Barry’s in this hat
Fantastic to see firms that never had to be online to win lean all the way in. Immense respect for Sequoia full sending the podcast tours, daily blog posts and actively reinventing themselves when they are the last VC firm on the planet that needs to do so. Have learned a ton from the output myself. Big shout to @Alfred_Lin @gradypb @shaunmmaguire
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Brick by brick. A lot to prove. Wake up lucky to even be on this journey. And shout out to legends @JoshuaKushner @leefixel @chadbyers @CendanaCapital @peterthiel @byersblake for putting me in business. No one wins alone.
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Many of the great VC firms and solo GPs started out with funds of $10M or less. These micro VC firms have a risk appetite which is crucial to the industry, and play an important role in seeding risk capital where larger firms cannot. "Micro VCs play a pivotal role in democratizing access to entrepreneurial finance by allowing ventures to get funding from a new type of investors. Moreover, micro VCs encourage more kinds of limited partners to access the VC industry." - Micro VC (2022) Unfortunately, the associated regulatory costs make operating at this scale incredibly difficult in the UK. Admin and compliance often consumes about $1.4M of a $10M UK fund, versus just $450k in the US. As a result of this high cost, the median fund size in the US was $20M in 2024, in the UK (with just 3% of the volume) it was $88M. So, the UK not only has lower total venture capital volume, it also has fewer small funds — the worst of both worlds. This is a major bottleneck, but there is a fix. If you're interested in hearing more, drop me a DM. (Credit to @cupazhou and @samhuleatt for the graphic below, from The Side Letter.) Micro VC paper:
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So excited to share that Neal has been promoted to Principal! For those of you that know him, you know how well deserved this news is. He harassed me (in a loving way) and everyone I know to get me on the phone when I was searching for my first investor to join the team two years ago. He has worked tirelessly since the day he applied for the job to help me continue to build what I hope becomes a pretty special early stage firm. He has sourced a handful of incredible companies that we are lucky to be investors in over the past 24 months and I can't wait to see what he does next. I gifted him a fancy little leather check book which I forgot to take a picture of when I told him he was writing his own checks moving forward. Please join me in congratulating @NealMintz1 on being the fantastic human and investor that he is! Lucky to have you Neal!
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Bought my parents a little home to retire in today. Mom raised 7 kids, worked minimum wage jobs my entire life. Super special moment.
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Tech that has immediately impacted my life after first use: -@meetgranola - cant forget a single conversation -@orionsleep - bed is heated to a perfect temp no matter what (freezing before bad and cant fall asleep until my feet are warm) -@maticrobots - hard to explain the impact on my marriage. Husband left me at the bar to use the restroom last weekend and got a notification from Matic that a deep clean was kicking off in our kitchen -@bot - I know everything every other VC is doing bc I crawl their following and you wouldnt believe how much time they spend talking to other VCs Gosh I love this timeline we are living in!
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The best and only advice is to keep going.
Grok Bot is unbelievable. Automated 25% of my day to day in less than an hour.
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Has been a wild 2 years behind the scenes with founders @harryjohndixon and @rory_builds building the data and distribution layer for brands. Brands - @UseMateAI is for you! Get onboard if you aren’t already.
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Meet mate, your AI growth teammate for marketers. We spent the last 2 years in stealth building the hard part first: distribution. A live network of 12B+ shopper intent signals that tells us who’s actually in-market, right now. Now mate puts AI on top of that network to find your customers and convert them. It's like Claude for your marketing team but with our own consumer distribution infrastructure underneath. We quietly signed 700 brands to the beta, drove $94.4 million in sales in 12 months for the likes of JD Sports, Brooklinen and Everlane, and are weeks away from crossing a $15M run rate. Today, we’re thrilled to be opening the beta. Drop a comment if you run an online store and we'll get you set up!
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Portfolio company Atomic Canyon built the first AI tool for the nuclear industry (NIVA) alongside the Institute of Nuclear Power Operations (INPO), Nuclear Energy Institute, EPRI, and Constellation. Atomic Canyon currently powers Diablo Canyon, Constellation Energy and others. They also raised a strategic round from NVIDIA. Huge progress in two years. Still early!
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36 today. Learned a lot about myself this year. Struggled with prenatal depression terribly pregnant with my daughter. Moved to SF, opened our office downtown, had nothing in the world to be sad about and yet I was unable to get out of bed. I cried rocking my toddler to sleep because I didnt want to be there. Knew very little about mental health before this. As someone that gets up with a LFG attitude every day, I thought my life was falling apart. It turns out one of the most common causes of death of pregnant women is suicide. OB clinics have been focusing a lot more on prenatal care and most have a hotline to speak to someone immediately. Had no idea. Within weeks of giving birth, it was gone. Spending today baking with my kids, painting random pictures and watching my sons favorite movie (Jungle Book, 1967). Happy as ever, like it never happened. Check in on your pregnant and postpartum friends, we all need each other. Posting in case this helps even one person. Sending love and birthday cake to everyone ❤️
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Poured a glass of wine with skepticism and watched the Matic perfectly vacuum and scrub every corner of every room I asked it to. Truly incredible work by the Matic team. If you’re wondering what to gift your clean freak family member for Christmas, this is it.
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Introducing Cues: Voice & Gesture control for Matic We raised $115M and spent 9 years to make the world’s first intuitive home robot Say you spilled coffee: Point to the spill and say, "Hey Matic, clean this" and it will hear, see, locate in 3D, and go clean on its own. Matic comes with a lot of features: 1. Say "Hey Matic" - it locates your voice, turns, and looks at you 2. Say "Hey Matic, follow me" and start walking. Matic will follow behind 3. Say "Hey Matic, go clean the living room". Since it knows your house map, it navigates and just does it It's so easy, a 5 year old and an 80 year old can use it and it understands 75 different languages. Matic has 8x the airflow, specialised cleaning algorithms for rugs, corners, toekicks, mopping, etc and cleans better than any other robot vacuum. Also keeps improving with software updates. 13,000 families use and love Matic. WIRED magazine gave it a 10/10 (the only hardware to receive this rating in a decade) Buy yours at and if you don't love it after 6 months, we'll give you a full refund. To celebrate our launch, we're cleaning 300 homes with Matic in San Francisco and New York City. Comment "Matic" below, we'll send you the link to sign up and come to your doorstep to clean your home with Matic.
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There is a wonderful Childrens Museum in Sonoma that is bursting at the seems with children visiting and not enough space to accommodate all of them. Since 2014 it has grown from 70k young visitors per year to 200,000. It is the only hands-on discovery and STEM learning center along Highway 101 between the Golden Gate Bridge and California’s northern border. My son absolutely loves it. They break ground on a large expansion plan to welcome even more children on August 28th. They are $1M shy of their goal to complete the expansion. Would love your help sharing or contributing!! Worth visiting to see for yourself if you are in SF.
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Portfolio company Loop ranked number 10 on the Inc 2026 5000 list. Fund I is cooking. Calm it down over there @mattlmckinney
Portfolio company Ansa has been acquired by Rain to help build their stored value layer. This is a natural acceleration of Ansa’s mission: payments shouldn’t dictate how commerce works. Borderless money through stablecoins will help serve their global customers better with a unified customer experience - wherever those customers live and spend. Was very fortunate to work alongside @sophgoldb from day one back in early 2022 as she started the business. Rain is on a tear and I can't wait to see what the team builds together.
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30 group fitness classes/month for $530. Barrys has to be the most expensive workout in the country right?
Homeless guy poured acid down my office intercom system hoping it would unlock the front door. Homeless woman cornered me at knifepoint near the Golden Gate. SF is so back…