Kid gets the brakes beat off him for attacking dude with a chrome book.
High school was a different kind of hell… you could get your ass beat at 7:30 AM and still be expected to make it to first period.
So... where did the budget go?! 🤨"
The animation team:
You’ve been here for 4 days, so you’re basically a veteran now. 🫠
People who use credit cards at Dispensaries are so disappointingly undisciplined.
Some girls fit do BBl make nah poor man the knack her.?
It’s so interesting how Adult Swim is fine with like a huge amount of rape jokes, but this deeply serious portrayal of what the victims of misogynistic sexual violence go through was “too depressing”
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i was literally in the shower, soap in my eyes, when a massive fat-ass lizard dropped from the ceiling, landed dead on my bare arm, and scratched me.
i screamed so hard i slipped on the tile and ripped the entire shower curtain off the wall trying to slap it off.
and the worst part is my husband literally warned me this exact thing was gonna happen...
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I once heard someone say, “Couples shouldn’t have separate hobbies. If you love each other, you should want to do everything together.”
Meanwhile, my husband and I have happily accepted that I can spend three hours doing absolutely nothing while he gets excited about the most random thing imaginable.
You don’t need to share every hobby, every interest, or every little obsession to have a strong relationship.
Sometimes loving someone means giving them space to enjoy the things that make them happy—even when you don’t understand the appeal.
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Fat student was getting bullied by smaller student until he had enough
Gym bros. What’s the best way to get your lower body bigger than your upper body? Squats ain’t working for me.
Why do we all say "I'm on my way" before we've even left the house? 😂
How would you respond to this?
The level of emotional manipulation is unmatched 😭
Hey @grok . which one do you like the most ?
