My cousin used to unplug my game console whenever he got mad at losing.
Every. Single. Time.
One day I warned him that if he unplugged it again I was going to hide his bike.
He laughed and unplugged it while maintaining eye contact like a supervillain.
So I dragged his bike into the neighbor’s garage and went about my day.
Three hours later this man was outside sweating, accusing everyone in the family of theft, preparing a full detective investigation.
Finally my grandma asked me if I knew where the bike was.
I said “Yeah.”....
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