KAHALA
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Fake feels normal. Real talk offends./ Sharing the lessons life keeps giving me, one story at a time.
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Last month, my girlfriend's team had a party because they had exceeded their KPI. I drove her to the cafe, she told me to go back first, and she would call me when it was done. But it was love at first sight, and she said "just go ahead", but her words were just empty words, while her actions showed that she was looking for a nearby cafe to sit and wait =))). Before we started drinking, she messaged me: "Have you gone home yet?" I told her I was already home, and she messaged me again: "Wait a bit, I'll pick you up, I'll ride my motorbike." So I had to go back and change my bike before going back to the cafe. It was the kind of situation where I said I was going home, but love didn't allow it.
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My brother got divorced after 9 years. His wife was a good person genuinely good and everyone kept telling him, “Alex, you’re an idiot.” In court she asked for the house, the car, and about $1,200 a month in child support. He stood up and said, “Take it all.” Even the judge asked him to repeat himself. His lawyer looked like he was about to fall out of his chair. After court I drove him to the one-bedroom apartment he’d rented and asked what the hell he was doing.
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I had just bought my house and was excited to decorate it. Instead, I ended up returning nearly $500 worth of stuff because a Ross employee accused me of stealing.
It was fall a few years ago, so I ran to the Ross down the road and grabbed a cart. Almost immediately, I noticed an employee watching me.
Not subtly either. I actually tried approaching them because I thought maybe they needed something, but as soon as I got close, they walked off to another section.
I kept shopping, and every time I looked up, they weren’t far away. I eventually checked out with clothes and decorations totaling around $500.
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what do you prefer more: a guy admiring you from a far with his eyes / actually coming up and talking to you? What makes each approach appealing ?
When you thought you were smokin a Sativa but really it was an Indica and now you stuck Indacouch
If someone goes straight in for a French kiss,
it's definitely not their first kiss 😏
Guys, I am so burnt out and depleted, but I don’t want kind responses. I want you to respond like a ‘90s parent with no concept of work-life balance. Thank you.
A guy that cheats at video games... gives me the ick.😕 🧵
unpopular opinion hall of fame🥹
My next relationship we gonna delete social media and move to a farm.
Spending habits that are very ADHD coded
Austistic people: What’s one thing you struggle as a kid that you thought EVERYONE struggled with.. until you realize they didn’t?
I cut off anyone who disrespects their parents. If you can disrespect the people who raised you, I can’t trust you to respect me.
I mean… he’s not wrong. Don’t send me into war y’all😂
A black thug harasses the wrong white boy and gets laid out in epic fashion👀
it’s crazy how you can instantly recognize the smell of someone else’s house but have no idea what your own house smells like
Person no fit beg me online make I for answer am
So you even get data, Data, data!!!
It's actually a myth to think that the world will get better. Your world can only get better, not THE WORLD.
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You can’t be a good person in every one’s story.
You have to come to terms with that fact
