My mom called me every single morning at 6:40. Even after I moved across the country. “Did you sleep?” “Yes.” “Did you eat?” “Yes.” “Okay.” Then she’d hang up. It used to annoy the hell out of me. One morning the call never came. I figured she just forgot. At 9 I called her. No answer. Called again. Still nothing. I panicked and rang my aunt. She was fine. She had just decided to stop calling. My aunt told me why. Mom had been keeping a little notebook...
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This girl was walking alone. A group of boys were laughing and following her. She kept trying to ignore them. People around were busy in their own work. No one was looking at her. No one cared.
She was trembling. Of course she was upset. She was being harassed and not a single person was coming to help her. I couldn’t just stand there and watch.
I walked up to her and said, “Your husband just called. He’s coming to pick you up.” I said it loud enough so those boys could hear. And they gone....
I just smiled and said, “Just relax now. They’re gone.”
she hugged me, still shaking, and started crying obviously I can understand this
My eyes got wet too. I tried to calm her down, then called a cab and sent her home safely.
I didn’t even notice that an old woman was standing nearby watching everything. She suddenly came to me, smiled, and said, “If I were your age today, I would have done the exact same thing.” She said she felt happy that even today there are girls who don’t leave another girl alone when she’s scared and being harassed. And for all those people who just ignored it… this is a matter of shame.
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She chose the afterlife over becoming a man. Even your son . Says a lot about men
Oh I forgot to tell y’all. A white male exec at work complained that I don’t wear enough makeup on Fridays and look unprofessional. I replied that he never wears makeup and I’ve never complained about his looking unprofessional.
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Green hoodie really tried to jump her and got her ass beat for it😭
I had a friend whose cat died, and she wanted to bury it at a friend’s farm.
After 30 minutes of digging a cat-sized hole in hard, rocky soil, she wiped her brow, and exclaimed with admiration, “I don’t know how murderers do it!”
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Most souls spend many incarnations as the same gender, and when they need to switch, they spend a few incarnations as gay and trans people, because being in the new gender is so disorienting for most souls after so many incarnations as the same gender - something fun I learned during channeling!
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When my best friend died and I got pregnant 6 months later and calculated his due date only to find out it was HER BIRTHDAY. (She also came to me in a dream at 12 weeks pregnant and I asked her to please reincarnate into my child and she said "I would but I really don't wanna be a boy" and that's how I found out I was having a boy)
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How to approach women on social media.
1. Stick strictly to two platforms, LinkedIn or Instagram
The level of emotional manipulation is unmatched 😭
thinking about how men call me a "fake fan" when i cant name every album or band member of a traditionally classic band like the beatles or led zeppelin, but when i love a modern band and i know a lot about all of the members and have their discography memorized, suddenly i'm a psychotic fan girl... women really can't have shit without being criticized
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Changing your Slack status to "In a meeting" just to get 30 minutes of uninterrupted focus work 😭
If a woman ghosts you for a whole day, then texts you like nothing happened… DO THIS:
being cheated on hurts, but you know what hurts more? figuring out what days it happened and realizing they were able to act completely normal
Sometimes I wonder if he just sits fully clothed in the bathroom waiting for the sound of my keys so he can sprint.
I don’t even know what he’s washing off at this point. Me existing?
My roommate has this unhinged talent.
The second my key turns in the door, no matter if it’s 2pm or 2am, that man is already power-walking to the bathroom like his life depends on it.
I’m still taking my shoes off and I can hear the shower starting...
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Never trust a bih addicted to social media, she can never have enough.
My husband has said "I love you" every single day for twelve years. Three weeks ago he stopped. No fight. No distance. Just stopped. Not passive aggressive about it. Still kind. Still present. Just those three words gone. Day four I thought maybe I was imagining it. Day eight I was sure I wasn't. Day twelve I almost asked. Stopped myself. Watched instead. He was fine...
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I saw a man sharing that;
I used my Covid money to pay off my girls car and get her through the Animal Behavioral College to become a certified dog trainer, which has also led to her being a professional dog groomer. Now she’s making more money than me while I’m pursuing a graduate degree to become a therapist.
It’s not easy, but it is pretty lit 🔥
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My husband and I went out to a new restaurant several Valentine’s Days ago. I ordered a chicken Alfredo that tasted kind of… bland.
Me to the waiter: Hi, can I get a little crushed red pepper?
Waiter: Sure, I’ll be right back.
Guess who shows up at my table? The CHEF.
“Is there an issue with your dish?”
I was like, “it’s fine, I just like a little spice. I put it on everything.”
He walked away.
Y’all…
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