This should be illegal honestly
My girlfriend and I had been together for two years when I noticed something strange. Every month, on the same date, she would disappear for exactly three hours. She never explained where she went. One day, I finally asked her. She smiled and said, โYouโll understand someday.โ I didnโt like the answer, but I let it go.
The following month, I followed her. She drove to a small cemetery on the other side of town. I watched her walk toward a grave carrying flowers. I expected to see a family memberโs name. Instead, I saw my own last name. I called her. She turned around, saw me standing there, and immediately started crying.
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People often confuse intensity for affection.
Fake affection rushes closeness, relies on grand gestures, and disappears when things get tough. Real affection builds quietly through steady presence, deep respect, and staying consistent during difficult times..
REAL VS. FAKE AFFECTION:๐งต
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the idea of BRIDE PRICE doesn't make sense to you because you're not a property that can be owned, but still, you turn down men because they can't AFFORD you.............. can someone make it make sense to me??
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Weed causes spasms in my anus ๐ฅบ
Hi guys, just a quick question here.
So whenever I smoke, after a little bit, I get a sharp pain in my anus. It makes me jump a little because it is so sharp. Like a pin poking and it rushes up inside of me.
I only feel it when I am high. Can weed cause feelings that aren't there? Any one else experience this?
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In football, this is called "Home win to Nill and over 2.5" ๐ญ๐
Iโm clingy as hell....i need my man on me, under me, beside meโฆ shit, just be somewhere on me๐ญ๐ฅน๐
Stop trying to convince yourself that certain people care. Deep down, you already know who does.
There are smoke buddiesโฆ
and then there are people you can sit with for 2 hours without saying a word. That's a different level of friendship.
Me pretending to be impressed vs. Me actually trying to steal the smoke cloud.
10% skill, 90% stream hype
Boss up, save money & get somebody that care about you!
โWhen I was your age I already owned a houseโ
Yeah, because it cost $6โฆ your down payment couldnโt buy a frosty at an airport Wendyโs today
My favorite toxic trait is checking the tracking number on a package that says "delivery in 5โ7 business days" and genuinely expecting it to materialize on my doorstep 20 minutes later.
They were beefing online so they met up ๐ญ๐
Drake celebrating Stakeโs 9th birthday by giving away $1 MILLION is actually insane ๐ญ. Iโm turnt up
This is why you donโt underestimate a cloud.
putting soup in a square tupperware...... itโs just not right. it should be a circle one which is the shape of soup
today my wife said โguess who i saw in costco today?โ then made me guess for like 15mins and when i didnt guess it was like โremember that super tan lady we saw walking down the street last week..โ thats who she thought i might guess. a lady we dont even know that we saw one time
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Girls really be into you for 3 days and then be like nvm
