Old DaBaby clip that still has people talking
Do people who have morning sex just accept morning breath as part of the romance?
My husband and I went out to a new restaurant several Valentine’s Days ago. I ordered a chicken Alfredo that tasted kind of… bland.
Me to the waiter: Hi, can I get a little crushed red pepper?
Waiter: Sure, I’ll be right back.
Guess who shows up at my table? The CHEF.
“Is there an issue with your dish?”
I was like, “it’s fine, I just like a little spice. I put it on everything.”
He walked away.
Y’all…
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Feeling good about this one ngl
I trust AC Goianiense to lock in at home and get the job done, let’s go get this win 🔥
I work the swing shift at a regional logistics hub, and for three straight nights, our supervisor pulled the exact same weird stunt.
At 8:15 PM, right as the diesel exhaust settled and the warehouse turned quiet, our supervisor would walk out to bay four, peel a whole banana, and balance it upright on the hood of the night security van.
Then he'd lean against a concrete pillar, arms crossed, and just watch it.....
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Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:
She’s been watching sad tik toks again it seems
Bro accidentally turned a pickup line into a family crisis. 💀
10 morning habits that spike testosterone like roids.
mentally stressed man beat evveryone he met on the road and got himself pursue..
Every afternoon at 3:15 PM, the quiet mechanic across from my apartment walk-up carries a folding wooden chair out to the sidewalk, sits down facing the heavy four-way stop, and sets a loudly ticking kitchen timer on the concrete beside his feet.
Every time a car makes a full, complete stop, he clicks a small silver tally counter in his palm....
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After waiting 2 days for the cute guy my mum exchanged my number to text, i decided to reach out instead and …
If this isn't true love and support, I don't know what is 😭
Best thing I ever did was calm down. life is okay. you will be okay.
I’m grateful for weed 🌱💨
Relationships and friendships are meant to lift you up, not drain you of energy
12:12🥀
i love me :p
Ngl i wanna get married, I wanna be a wife, I wanna have a wedding, I wanna be so in love with ONE person 4ever.
fucked up bout this ho i need to find myself
