My exes dad was so sad we didn't remain friends. It was tough.
I just woken up at 12:45am to my stepmom yanking my pillow out from under my head and these text. I’d like to mention that she did not turn the cameras back on
The unsaved numbers asking “wyd” are at an all time high right now.
I’d rather eat glass!
the ick I got from reading his messages 😭 the AUDACITY these men have
Second date last night, didn’t want to sleep with him so he made rude comments. Then i was met with this overnight. What level of dipshit do you have to be to still be this angry because you’re not getting laid after a mini golf date
Save your fingers for the next novel dude!
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Some girl’s never learn
Really don’t get the indignation towards Harry Kane for playing a round of golf with Trump. You are the England captain visiting the USA and the President of the USA invites you to play golf. You don’t turn that down. If you don’t understand that, then you just don’t understand English politeness and diplomacy.
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It’s important to have multiple cats because they all will have unique functions in the house. For example, one will let you kiss them unconditionally, and another will be the one to hunt the bugs
At my grandma’s care home facility and it’s a small place with only like 6 ladies. Today I got to meet the new one, Ellie (85) - who instead of pain meds, drinks a tumbler or straight plastic handle vodka.
She’s telling me about her travels, how she loved living and working in DC. And then she tells me she lived through the feminist movement. She told me, she bought a furniture set from a discount store, financed it and paid it in 90 days. She goes back 2 months later to buy something else,
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Unpopular opinion: If you're a girl, SHAVE YOUR DAMN PITS. idgaf if you're a feminist, it's called hygiene
looking like shit increases your chances of running into someone you know at the store by at least 90%
i used to enjoy grocery shopping now it’s just an endless whispering of “what the actual fuck?” watching prices double & triple
Do you ever just want someone to come over, sit on the floor beside you, and exist together for a few hours?
WHY DO THE WEEKENDS ONLY LAST 5 HOURS. I dont wana put my pants on tomorrow 😭
Vinicius jr girlfriend is unhappy about his surgeries because she loves him for being ugly and now asking for a break in their relationship.
Watching you through your window at night and once you fall asleep I sneak inside your house to fuck you
Bitches always complain when you fuck them hard, but why is she screaming go hard ? 😂😭
why are stoner girls always moisturized, smell like incense, have amazing skin, cool as fuck style, know a lot about cool rocks and shit and then stoner boys just smell bad
BLACK WEED SMOKERS LEAVE TEXAS! They are trying to trap you and they WILL DO IT BY ANY MEANS. Law enforcement is out to get YOU.
