Divorced ladies, I wanna know: did your sex drive increase after your divorce?
Tongue Kissing In Missionary While Going Raw... Gets you a what?
Ngl being horny is the most anti A.I. thing you can do
I have a 20 min presentation due for my interview on Tuesday and it took me 8 hours to do one slide… I’m so cooked😭
Weed stank yall.
Why go cheat on me when you can take me with you, I like bitches too.
The neurodivergent urge to simply wait for the single scheduled event of the day to start and do nothing else in the mean time
The audacity of making weed SO illegal in TX makes me think they already have a plan to steal the midterms.
Current PhD student here! If you spent less time on ChatGPT, you would know there is a specific way to read literary and academic works called “gut reading” where you strip down a book/article and break it down to the most essential parts and look for the topic sentence, the thesis, the title meaning, and determine what the authors argument is, and if they proved their argument well.
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Serious question:
Do you think masturbation becomes a problem because of how often someone does it, or because it starts interfering with their work, relationships and daily life? What do you think?
I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets, to protect our children and our families
A Hug Like This Is All I Need ❤️
You can replace my presence. Good luck replacing my energy.
The block button never stood a chance 😭
My mom said she wants a burial at sea when she dies. I asked if she wanted her ashes scattered or if we should chum the water for the sharks. She immediately changed her mind. 😭
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If you believe all men cheat and are polygamous by nature, then by all means believe women are the same, because there’s only one Creator, right?
Some people just care enough to never let you find out.
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Yesterday, i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell"
What makes you ask if a man is married or not?
Over the past 3 weeks, I’ve been asked by various women (single and married) 10+ times. I’m just wondering what prompts you to ask?
pov you’ve never used twitter before so you don’t really know what you’re doing
They pay my salary.
- I pay my debts
- I eat somewhere nice once.
- I'm broke until the next payday.
Repeat.
