Thereโs no physical proof that today is Sunday btw. We all just trust that someone has been keeping count this whole time
The way people switch from โweed is harmlessโ to โweed is destroying societyโ depending on who theyโre arguing with needs to be studied.
I smoke by myself cuz ppl be hitting the blunt so fucking hard it piss me off like real bad
You ever finish masturbating and suddenly become extremely interested in fixing your life? Gym. Money. Career. Relationships. Then 6 hours later youโre back to doing absolutely nothing
Why does McDonald's drive thru always smell like weed!!
I just smoked pissed off and felt the hate leave my body
Really donโt get the indignation towards Harry Kane for playing a round of golf with Trump. You are the England captain visiting the USA and the President of the USA invites you to play golf. You donโt turn that down. If you donโt understand that, then you just donโt understand English politeness and diplomacy.๏ฟผ
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As a daycare worker never send your kid to a daycare
How am tryna kiss my hoeee anywhere ๐ฅน
ADHD is buying groceries with a beautifully organized meal plan, cooking exactly one proper meal, and then surviving on crackers and random snacks while the vegetables slowly become a science experiment in the fridge.
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Watching you through your window at night and once you fall asleep I sneak inside your house to fuck you
in conclusion, a lot of people are really beautiful in person. Theyโre just not good in pictures.
So weird how the more I love a girl, the less I think about sex. Like obviously I still wanna fuck her, but itโs genuinely not the first thing on my mind
I HATE STARTING OVER ๐ซNOW I GOTTA
ACT SHY LIKE I AM NO PORNSTAR๐ซ
My relationships never work because they want me to be STUPID and I just can't do that.๐๐
Is this a scam?
My best friend stopped speaking to me for exactly 30 days. No argument. No explanation. Every message I sent was ignored. On the 31st morning, he showed up at my door with a small box and said, โI need you to open this before you get angry with me.โ
Inside was a stack of letters, each one dated a different day from the previous month. Every letter explained something he had wanted to tell me but couldnโt. The first said, โYou donโt know it yet, but Iโm about to make the hardest decision of my life.โ
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Marijuana is one of the safest therapeutically active substance known to man.
Do you ever just want someone to come over, sit on the floor beside you, and exist together for a few hours?
job interview: "where do you see yourself in 5 years" me, internally: alive, hopefully
