been awake for 2 days straight now. feeling dizzy but so happy to see Blessed running smoothly with no major issues. my brain has officially stopped functioning, so going to bed soon. next update ships tmr.

today, we’re finally introducing @getblessed_fun since shipping @addicteddotfun, we’ve explored so many ideas. but Blessed is by far the most ambitious thing we’ve ever built. when we saw tokenized stocks emerging 2 months ago, we knew this is the endgame for crypto. stock paired coins proved the concept but still the first iteration. so we thought what’s the most ambitious thing you could build with tokenized stocks then realized what if the internet acquired a public company together welcome to Blessed a new mechanism to launch a community treasury that keeps buying one target stock until the community owns 51%. remember ConstitutionDAO in 2021? the internet raised $47m to buy the US Constitution. they lost the auction, but made headlines and took over the internet. we’re bringing it back. but this time, the internet is buying a public company together. we’re assembling an army of people who are crazy enough to believe in this vision. if that’s you, dm me. we’re on day one. there’s an insane amount left to build. Blessed.

We’re acquiring Pfizer. Umbrella is the first onchain mechanism built to acquire one specific public company: Pfizer Here’s everything you need to know. 1) Why Pfizer Pfizer has the potential to become the biggest memestock in the world. During covid, Pfizer became one of the most talked about companies on earth. $PFE went over 2x from its 2020 low to its 2021 peak. Now imagine another pandemic happens. The entire internet starts talking about Pfizer again. Except this time there’s a token accumulating $PFE before it happens. That token is UMBRELLA. 2) How it works Anyone can buy $UMBRELLA at an 8-12% discount by paying in USDG. There's a daily cap. The protocol takes that USDG and buys Pfizer stock $PFE efficiently through OTC, and lock them in the treasury. Every $UMBRELLA is backed by a share of that treasury. 3) The thesis Memecoins are going to acquire public companies. This will be the biggest narrative in this cycle. We built a new onchain mechanism optimized to make it happen. Imagine if one of Pfizer's large shareholders is literally called "Umbrella" The whole internet will be talking about it. More attention → More holders → More capital → More accumulated → More influence over Pfizer. It's a flywheel that converts memetic value into intrinsic value. Comment “umbrella” and we’ll send you an invite code. Umbrellas(dot)capital October 2026

treating every launchpad as the same and say “more launchpads than good runners” is the most low iq signal in this space all the b2b apps have profiles, settings and dashboards etc that doesn’t mean they offer the same product same with launchpads some launchpads help create entirely unique classes that aint exist anywhere else pons and long are def leading in this regard

there’s only 2 paths to build generational products over the next few years: ai and crypto ai is already showing the world what it can do, crypto hasn’t unlocked 1% of its potential the best part is ai is cool but crypto is still sus for most founders pretty obvious where u should go all in

we've been iterating and exploring so many ideas since @addicteddotfun finally we found something that could be 1000x bigger instead of building one simulation game we make the simulation real by taking over public companies i've never been more excited and bullish about the future of crypto. higher

this is the biggest alpha this week there’s a early project thats about to bring back Constitution DAO and actually try to buy out multiple public companies things will only get crazier from here hyper gamblification of stocks ALL IN

We're acquiring Pfizer. Umbrella is the first onchain mechanism built to acquire one specific public company: Pfizer Here's how it works: Anyone can buy $UMBRELLA at an 8-12% discount by paying in USDG. There's a daily cap. The protocol takes that USDG and buys Pfizer stock $PFE for the treasury. Every $UMBRELLA is backed by a share of that treasury. Stake your $UMBRELLA and you farm emissions. If the price drops below 1.75x its backing, emissions stop and the protocol starts buying back $UMBRELLA from the market. But this isn't another memecoin with stock treasury. We're launching a pandemic game where you develop viruses to earn Pfizer stock. $UMBRELLA stakers get Virus Eggs. Each egg hatches one random Virus NFT. You use them in the game to earn $PFE. (Game details will be revealed soon) The game and the NFTs are built around $UMBRELLA. Most of the revenue goes back into the treasury, which means more $PFE and more backing per token. Imagine if one of Pfizer's large shareholders is called "Umbrella" and it's a virus game that pays players in Pfizer stock. What happens when Umbrella keeps accumulating $PFE and takes a board seat? or it gets majority shares? The whole internet will be talking about it. More players join. The treasury grows. More $PFE gets bought. Rewards stay sustainable. Even more players join. We built the flywheel to acquire one of the largest pharma companies in the world. Hyper-gamblification of stock is just getting started. You're not bullish enough.

ppl are starting to realize how massive IMD actually is the hype is real but there’s still so much left to discover across the ecosystem. i dont even know the ceiling is when the real utility and value get unlocked bet on good builders it’s that simple